# The Great "Give a Moderator a Title" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/41 "2010-02-17T04:34:32Z")
Odderator Mad Mod ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/42 "2010-02-17T04:51:53Z")
I Saw What You Did There ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/43 "2010-02-17T04:53:28Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > A whirled whirled whirled whirled mod > [@Czarcasm](#): > > I like this one! Meh. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/44 "2010-02-17T05:10:02Z")
With a great name like Czarcasm, what more do you need? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/45 "2010-02-17T05:16:27Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Meh. > > 😛 It had too many letters anyway. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/46 "2010-02-17T05:51:45Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > No, no, no. This is an historical injustice that must be righted: > > Vote #1 Chicken of Bristol Hey! I told him that in the mod email loop. He seemed…less than enthusiastic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/47 "2010-02-17T06:28:53Z")
I def. concur that in the end, the only fair way is there must be a poll to decide the final outcome! It’s only fair and that’s like the whole point of the poll! ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/48 "2010-02-17T08:38:08Z")
Kneel before Mod Ooh can Ed play? His can be Kneel before Zot ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/49 "2010-02-17T08:50:54Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > Especially given Cecil’s title (and his _in perpetuity_ claim to it), have any of the mods considered ‘ **Imperfect Master** ’ Or “ **Perfect Servant** ”… ETA: Failing that, yeah, let’s bring “ **Chicken of Bristol** ” back 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/50 "2010-02-17T09:25:38Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > That’s precisely what I intended, but I ran out of characters. May I suggest: $8: all I got is stupid title ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/51 "2010-02-17T11:07:51Z")
have to be mod to work here mod as hell and not going to take it (what’s the character limit again?) ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/52 "2010-02-17T11:45:07Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Kneel before Mod **Marley23** already grabbed that one. > [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > have to be mod to work here > > mod as hell and not going to take it > (what’s the character limit again?) [30 characters ( letters plus spaces )](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552461). ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/53 "2010-02-17T11:54:16Z")
Another idea: “ **Everything in Moderation** ” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/54 "2010-02-17T14:21:36Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > With a great name like Czarcasm, what more do you need? A chilled pint of Arrogant Bastard ale and a pepperoni pizza from Colony Grill. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/55 "2010-02-17T15:04:09Z")
I suggest we put our ideas in format so it’s clear how they’ll come out, like this: Czarcasm \*\*Like you need a \*\* Moderator * * * Czarcasm \*\*A Kinder Gentler \*\* Moderator * * * Czarcasm \*\*The Rabble-Rousing \*\* Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/56 "2010-02-17T15:33:59Z")
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Czarcasm is a great name. Please keep it. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/57 "2010-02-17T15:44:28Z")
Czarcasm **Master of Czinanju** Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/58 "2010-02-17T16:00:38Z")
Since Sade just released another album, I was reminded of their song \*\*Smooth Moderator\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/59 "2010-02-17T16:02:39Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Czarcasm is a great name. Please keep it. He’s not proposing to change his name, just to select a custom title (to go above "Moderator). ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/60 "2010-02-17T16:17:56Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Czarcasm > > **Master of Czinanju** > > Moderator Mind if I run that one past Chuin first? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=4)