# The Great "Give a Moderator a Title" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/61 "2010-02-17T16:53:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Mind if I run that one past Chuin first? Not at all–but I thought (potential spoiler about Chuin from one of the later books) Chuin died in a nuclear explosion? Seems like the last of the books I read had him knocking Remo out, grabbing the nuke, and running off into the desert, to save Remo and a city from destruction… ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/62 "2010-02-17T16:55:32Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > Since Sade just released another album, I was reminded of their song > > \*\*Smooth > > Moderator\*\* This one is good. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/63 "2010-02-17T17:57:10Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > He’s not proposing to change his name, just to select a custom title (to go above "Moderator). Right. Stoopid reading comprehension problems. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/64 "2010-02-17T17:57:39Z")
Czarcasm [Autocrat of all the Lushes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar#Full_style_of_Russian_Sovereigns) ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/65 "2010-02-17T18:50:35Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > Since Sade just released another album, I was reminded of their song > > \*\*Smooth > > Moderator\*\* Awesome! I vote for this. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/66 "2010-02-17T19:26:15Z")
> [@Rack-a-Bones](#): > > Awesome! I vote for this. **He’s a smooth Moderator** looks better, though. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/67 "2010-02-17T19:28:43Z")
I Czar what you did there Order of the Eastern Czar Hold the anchovies Tsar wars Star Head of the Czar ship Enterprise Ska-Czar! ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/68 "2010-02-17T19:49:47Z")
immoderate moderator ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/69 "2010-02-17T20:07:05Z")
Halfway to the antipode neither here or there. ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/70 "2010-02-17T20:22:43Z")
self-proclaimed elitist It’s something Sarah Palin said on Fox. I wanted it for myself but I’m only a guest these days. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/71 "2010-02-17T20:30:25Z")
Have goat, will travel. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/72 "2010-02-17T20:56:44Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > A chilled pint of Arrogant Bastard ale and a pepperoni pizza from Colony Grill. How about a chilled arrogant bastard and a pint of pepperoni instead? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/73 "2010-02-17T21:02:10Z")
> [@Surly\_Chick](#): > > Have goat, will travel. I like this one. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/74 "2010-02-17T21:04:19Z")
“Chilled Arrogant Bastard” would be a great user title. **Rico** took “Hall Monitor,” by the way. No profanity. I guess he’s too nice. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/75 "2010-02-17T23:39:49Z")
**The Littlest Moderator** Is still pleasing to me though, I imagine him wearing tiny Jackboots! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/76 "2010-02-18T00:01:53Z")
Like old cartoons? Try: **The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Moderator** ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/77 "2010-02-18T00:06:32Z")
Actually, I was thinking about “F’in Hall Monitor” - but just decided on the clean unmolested version. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/78 "2010-02-18T00:32:18Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Like old cartoons? Try: > > **The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space > Moderator** If I wasn’t having this contest, this would be my choice! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/79 "2010-02-18T02:25:05Z")
Herald and Mod Hey, it beats “Gestapo Swine”. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/80 "2010-02-18T02:54:08Z")
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