# The Great "Give a Moderator a Title" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/81 "2010-02-18T07:04:35Z")
I’m seeing quite a few decent suggestions here, but nothing has gotten more than 3 votes at best, yet. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/82 "2010-02-18T07:57:29Z")
> [@ToeJam](#): > > **The Littlest > Moderator** > [@Spoons](#): > > Like old cartoons? Try: > > **The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space > Moderator** > [@Duke](#): > > Since Sade just released another album, I was reminded of their song > > \*\*Smooth > > Moderator\*\* I like all these. Curse you \*\*Marley23 \*\*for stealing my entry! ---
**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/83 "2010-02-18T08:30:38Z")
How bout **Aye Aye Czar!** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/84 "2010-02-18T14:59:57Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’m seeing quite a few decent suggestions here, but nothing has gotten more than 3 votes at best, yet. I’m waiting for the poll to be set up with the finalists. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/85 "2010-02-18T15:14:36Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Like old cartoons? Try: > > **The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space > Moderator** If Chuin vetoes Master of Czinanju, then I vote for this one. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/86 "2010-02-18T15:25:24Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > Another idea: “ **Everything in Moderation** ” Annnnd it looks like our [Resident Moderating Wombat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) has taken **that** suggestion…! ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/87 "2010-02-18T15:31:53Z")
Mod of the gaps Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/88 "2010-02-18T15:48:35Z")
Smell my wrath ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/89 "2010-02-18T15:59:54Z")
**Banned Aide** **Don’t Make Me Angry** **Hulk Smash!** **Sock Puppetmaster** ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/90 "2010-02-18T16:25:40Z")
I vote for Smooth and the Illudium ones - I think the Illudium one is hilarious, but if I had to vote for one, go with Smooth… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/91 "2010-02-18T16:40:46Z")
I think these are the top choices so far(edited to fit the 30 character limit)- Chicken of Bristol Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Master of Czinanju He’s a Smooth Chilled Arrogant Bastard Have Goat, Will Travel Moderator? I hardly knew 'er! Your Friendly Neighborhood Master of the Czarcastic Will this list do for the poll? ---
**Author:** ![Kiber](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kiber/32/317_2.png) [@Kiber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiber)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/92 "2010-02-18T18:43:49Z")
Neutron Moderator ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/93 "2010-02-18T19:21:36Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think these are the top choices so far(edited to fit the 30 character limit)- > > Chicken of Bristol > Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space > Master of Czinanju > He’s a Smooth > Chilled Arrogant Bastard > Have Goat, Will Travel > Moderator? I hardly knew 'er! > Your Friendly Neighborhood > Master of the Czarcastic > > Will this list do for the poll? Works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/94 "2010-02-18T19:23:07Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Like old cartoons? Try: > > **The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space > Moderator** WIN! Someone’s going to have to explain the Bristol Chicken to me though. Apparently I missed it the first time around. ---
**Author:** ![ethelbert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@ethelbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ethelbert)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/95 "2010-02-18T19:59:20Z")
Respect My Authority ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/96 "2010-02-18T20:24:47Z")
> [@Kaio](#): > > Someone’s going to have to explain the Bristol Chicken to me though. Apparently I missed it the first time around. It comes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s a mythical animal Sir Robin nearly defeated. But in reference to **Czarcasm** … > [@Explain your DoperName!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/explain-your-dopername/434169/32): > > I used to go by the name of **slythe**. One night, halfway through a bottle of Tully, I decided it would be a great idea to have a “Rename The Moderator” contest. > > And came _this_ close to being called “Chicken Of Bristol”. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/97 "2010-02-18T23:29:47Z")
Unless something spectacularly brilliant and/or insane and/or stupid pops up in this thread overnight, I’ll probably start a poll containing the list of nine I gave earlier, tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/98 "2010-02-19T00:14:23Z")
**Czargasm** Okay, i just really wanted to say that and had no real chance ever to use it. But it’s what I think when I glance at your name. Why not just add to the subversion for everyone else? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/99 "2010-02-19T03:10:42Z")
> [@ToeJam](#): > > **Czargasm** I was thinking along the same lines… **Sometimes Guilty of Premature Czargasms** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/100 "2010-02-19T05:35:13Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > I was thinking along the same lines… > > **Sometimes Guilty of Premature Czargasms** I don’t _think_ so. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=6)