# The Great "Give a Moderator a Title" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/121 "2010-02-22T19:25:42Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Hmph. As my fellow Looney-Tuneser, I’d think you’d be happy I got it. ☹ I am, sorry I actually didn’t see you snagged it before I posted. I was just annoyed I didn’t get to vote. It is probably more fitting that it goes to a looney so it’s all for the best. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/122 "2010-02-22T20:22:29Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Well, if you’d left the poll open later I would have voted for the Illudium something something moderator and it would have been tied. Heh, if you had left it open a bit longer, I would have Voted for Chicken of Bristol, and it wouldn’t have been tied. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/123 "2010-02-22T20:51:34Z")
Well, I _did_ receive a report of an electronic hanging chad… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/124 "2010-02-23T04:12:47Z")
Your username is cool enough that it doesn’t need a title above it. They are stupid. Really. Do you really want something like “Kneel before Moderator?” Fucking lame. Just close the thread and be content that you had one moment of greatness when you chose your username. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/125 "2010-02-23T04:47:36Z")
> [@Zhen\_ka](#): > > Your username is cool enough that it doesn’t need a title above it. They are stupid. Really. Do you really want something like “Kneel before Moderator?” > > Fucking lame. Just close the thread and be content that you had one moment of greatness when you chose your username. Sheesh! Who shit in _your_ cornflakes this morning? ---
**Author:** ![foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9a140/32.png) [@foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolscap)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/126 "2010-02-25T03:55:33Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > Lord Protector of the Teeming Millions, High Inquisitor, and Secretary of State for Funny Walks, by the Grace of Cthulhu! I like this one, Its has meaning, without being ostentatious.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/127 "2010-02-25T05:46:31Z")
> [@foolscap](#): > > I like this one, Its has meaning, without being ostentatious.😛 I would have dumped the contest and grabbed that one, but there _was_ that “30 character limit” problem to deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/128 "2010-03-03T20:43:23Z")
Looks like I’m a little late spotting this thread and… Not to be insulting, but… Immoderate Moderator (It’s inspired by the sarcastic sound of Czarcasm.) _ **- Og** _ ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/129 "2010-03-12T21:28:25Z")
“The artists formerly known as slythe” ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/130 "2010-03-12T22:06:57Z")
> [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](#): > > “The artists formerly known as slythe” Yikes! There’s more than _one_ of him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=6)