# The Great Louvre Jewelry Heist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 19, 2025, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104 "2025-10-19T23:22:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/41 "2025-10-23T16:01:14Z")

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Possibly it was all just an advertising stunt…?  
[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/23/german-firm-campaign-lift-louvre-heist-bocker](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/23/german-firm-campaign-lift-louvre-heist-bocker)

Full marks for jumping on the opportunity otherwise.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/42 "2025-10-23T16:05:32Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> suit and tie, moderately expensive, well ironed shirt, with clean shoes

That’s also a handy outfit for getting into wedding or bar mitzvah receptions if they’re not checking names at the door.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/43 "2025-10-23T18:07:27Z")

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Sounds like the plot of a movie.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/44 "2025-10-23T18:38:19Z")

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_Touchez pas aux hors-d’oeuvres_

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/45 "2025-10-23T19:38:11Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> calmly say “I am _the_ interpreter” while holding a paper notebook and a ball-pen in your hand.

[Jen tried that](https://youtu.be/csLgX1IHPJs) and was doing swimmingly until the translation client on her laptop crashed.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/46 "2025-10-23T20:08:41Z")

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> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> That’s also a handy outfit for getting into wedding or bar mitzvah receptions if they’re not checking names at the door.

Never been to a bar mitzvah, but have never been to a wedding reception where names were checked at the door.

(Also, in my early 20s, my buddy and I used to crash receptions in the hotels up near OHare decades before the movie.)

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/47 "2025-10-26T12:24:28Z")

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> **[Suspects arrested over the theft of crown jewels from Paris' Louvre museum](https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed)**
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> Paris prosecutors have announced the arrest of suspects in connection with the theft of crown jewels from the Louvre museum. The arrests took place on Saturday evening.

One report said two were arrested, but we know at least four were involved in the robbery.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/48 "2025-10-26T17:23:40Z")

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The plot thickens:

> **[Inspector Clouseau? The mystery man in an AP photo after the Louvre jewel...](https://apnews.com/article/louvre-jewels-heist-ap-photo-thibault-camus-06a43f6e6b46689754e7f57929d0151d?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us)**
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> A photo taken by an Associated Press photographer after the brazen daylight robbery at Paris' Louvre Museum is generating an online buzz.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/49 "2025-10-26T23:51:55Z")

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_”the guy walking past the officers was unusually well dressed, in a coat, a jacket and tie and wearing a fedora”_

There is no such thing as “unusually well dressed” in Paris.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/50 "2025-10-27T00:43:42Z")

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I suppose I’d say that’s someone wearing an anachronistic costume, not someone being “well dressed”. None of a suitcoat, vest, umbrella, etc. are unusual in and of themselves. But the style of them, and the particular color combo just shrieks 1930s-1940s cosplay.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/51 "2025-10-27T12:53:20Z")

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Maybe he was the lookout. Certainly fooled the other police and journalist.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/52 "2025-10-27T13:12:01Z")

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All good magicians need a distracting sidekick. “Hey everyone! Look at meeee!” sure works to ensure they’re _not_ looking at the real action going on nearby.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/53 "2025-10-27T14:35:53Z")

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Seriously, there are people dressed up like this everywhere in Paris. I was at the Louvre the day before the heist, and Fashion Week had just concluded. This guy would have barely gotten a second look on the Metro. The reason people online are speculating that he’s a detective is because the cops are showing no interest in his appearance. But the real reason they are showing no interest is because there isn’t anything notable about someone in that city dressing outlandishly.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/54 "2025-10-27T14:38:49Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> This guy would have barely cotton a second look on the Metro.

Don’t be so sure…

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sZS5jox7074/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHOBYACkAOKAgwIABABGGUgWChMMA8=&rs=AOn4CLA0b3zXc_fRzOZbLPeMtj340_4u9g "Le Samouraï - Jean Pierre Melville, 1967") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZS5jox7074)

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**Author:** ![Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/section_maker_jupe/32/1424_2.png) [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Section_Maker_Jupe)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/55 "2025-10-27T15:49:45Z")

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Did she catch him?  
Its always fascinating to read the long history of many of these jewels, lost, found, cut, stolen, refashioned…hidden for years. Heres a bit on one of the other French jewels. They also have “the Grand Sapphire” in another museum.  
edit to fix location mistakes. Its confusing!!

(I’m a big sapphire fan, I used to facet colored gems as a hobby)

> **[Ruspoli Sapphire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruspoli_Sapphire)**
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> The Ruspoli Sapphire, also known as the Wooden Spoon Seller's Sapphire, is a 136.9 carat (27.38 g) blue sapphire that has historically been confused with Grand Sapphire of Louis XIV (which has also been called the Ruspoli Sapphire or Wooden Spoon Seller's Sapphire). Recent research has shown that not only are these two separate gems, but also that the story of once being owned by the Ruspoli family and having been acquired from a wooden spoon seller in Bengal are both apocryphal tales with no bas...

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/56 "2025-10-27T16:12:10Z")

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> [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](#):
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> Did she catch him?

No, but he realizes he’s a marked man anyway and ends up committing “suicide by cop.”

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/57 "2025-10-27T16:30:17Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> Seriously, there are people dressed up like this everywhere in Paris.

He’s wearing his hat wrong, look at Alain Delon in the clip provided by **[Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/54)** to see how it is done. This guy would have made many an eyebrow rise, he seems to be trying to look like Delon, but something is missing.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/58 "2025-10-27T16:32:36Z")

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You can’t blame someone who isn’t Alain Delon for not being Alain Delon. That’s too high a bar.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/59 "2025-10-27T16:37:45Z")

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Of course I can, particularly when they are trying too hard to impersonate him. Further: You don’t wear a rain coat, a hat _and_ an umbrella. You don’t put the clip on your tie so high – actually, you don’t wear one with a vest, that holds the tie in place and you don’t need the clip. It is uncool to wear a watch on the right wrist.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-louvre-jewelry-heist/1024104/60 "2025-10-27T16:40:13Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> I was at the Louvre the day before the heist

Where were you at the time of the heist?

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