# The Great MMP Semi-Offical List of Mumpers for this Week **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 8, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426 "2021-02-08T06:13:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/1 "2021-02-08T06:13:06Z")
Stayed up until after 12am US Central time to make this official. So, it was mentioned in the last MMP that a listing of all the “Mumper names” that have been assigned would be nice. So…I went back a couple weeks and looked to make sure I wasn’t missing anyone (and apologies to any I did miss, add your name) and came up with the below. Categories were designed by me and anyone is free to disagree with me—you’ll be wrong, but feel free anyway. THE OLD GUARD: Folks who predate me and some who might have been around at the creation of the MMP and still post regularly: Swampbear : **Swampy,** with significant other Old You Know Who ( **OKWY** ) Fairy Chat Mom: **FCM** or on occasion, **Mooooomm** , with husband (non-poster) **FCD** and grandbaby **Roxy** Dogbutler: **Doggio** Carnivorous Plant: **Flytrap** Seanette: **Nettie,** but we’re looking for an alternative— **Paloma** has been suggested. Sunny\_Daze: **Sunny** GotPasswords: **Gotti** Taters: **Taters,** because it’s the perfect Mumper name as it is and as I understand it, he is one of the founders of the MMP. THE REGULARS: Folks who have stumbled in here over the past several years and stayed; usually post daily, often several posts per day. The Stainless Steel Rat: **Metal Mouse** Bippety Bobbity Boo: **BBBoo** or occasionally **Boo** Nelliebly: **Nellie** SCAdian: **Herald** (SCA is for Society for Creative Anachronisms and since he let on he’s been a herald… Missred: **Red** Die\_Capacitrix: **Dice, Dicey, Die, DieC.** Probably should agree on one, I vote **Dicey** Filbert: **Nut** ScareyFaerie: **Boofae** Chefguy: **Cookie** JohnnyLA: **Flyboy** OverlyVerbose: **talky** Silenus: **quietly** THE KNOWN BUT NOT DAILY POSTERS: Folks who actually have a life and post when they can—usually you’ll see them every week…or two EmilyG: **MG** or **MIDGET,** but were trying to change that, best suggestion so far is **Artiste** Tugig: **2Gig** Peedin: **Wet one** Nonactetone: **Nona** Bumbazine: **Bumba** Nightshadea: **Shady** Longhair75: **Hippy** Wheelz: **Wheelie** Old Wench: **OW, Miss Owl** THE NEWBIES: Folks that have posted in the past 2 weeks, we hope they stick around and become regulars. Paintcharge: Considering **Sherwin** , **SherwinVisa** , or **Van Go** as Mumper name. Bob\_2: **2bob** Maus\_Magill: **MagicNancy** or **Wizard** are up for review. Jungian\_Camisole: **shrinktop** or **Psycho cami** are up for consideration. I like shrinktop because remembering how to type Psycho every time is hard of my remaining brain cells. Ok, comments, additions/subtractions, and critiques will be cheerfully considered and ignored. Hopefully Sunday night I can put up any revised list so those interested can print it out and have a ready reference. (Lord knows, I don’t know how I keep all y’all straight…) And so, let us press on with the week. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/2 "2021-02-08T06:18:25Z")
I’ve been known to refer to @swampbear as “the Ursine One”, or variants. @The_Stainless_Steel_Rat is “Rodent” to me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/3 "2021-02-08T08:04:10Z")
This, **Metal Mouse** , is awesome. And now I have to go do some work, because the sun is shining. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/4 "2021-02-08T08:06:57Z")
I was gonna do the _Four Seasons Total Get Off My Lawn Birthday MMP_, but since certain confused senior Mumpers(Hi, Moooommm!) want a nickname tracker, I’ll graciously concede. Also, Taters is a she. > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Maus\_Magill: **MagicNancy** or **Wizard** are up for review. I like Wizard, because then our party has a Herald and a Wizard. a bard(MG), and we just need a cleric and a couple of fighters.(FCD can be the NPC blacksmith) Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave and sort. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/5 "2021-02-08T09:11:33Z")
Thanks a million for doing this, MetalMouse! I think you forgot good ol’ **shoe** (purplehorseshoe). ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/6 "2021-02-08T09:14:51Z")
id post more often but since some of the family seen me bitchin about them they dont like me being here much … ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/7 "2021-02-08T09:39:47Z")
Again, a squillion thanks, MetalMouse! I’m the type that needs to have things alphabetized so I can find 'em easier. Thought I’d share the abridged alphabetized version of your excellent list in case anyone else finds it useful. Oh, and I added shoe and, though she hasn’t been around in quite awhile, Surrender\_Dorothy. Hope I got 'em all. Jeebers, it’s late. Going to bed! **B** Bippety Bobbity Boo: **BBBoo** or occasionally **Boo** Bob\_2: **2bob** Bumbazine: **Bumba** **C** Carnivorous Plant: **Flytrap** Chefguy: **Cookie** **D** Die\_Capacitrix: **Dice, Dicey, Die, DieC.** Dogbutler: **Doggio** **E** EmilyG: **MG** or **MIDGET,** **Artiste** **F** Fairy Chat Mom: **FCM** or on occasion, **Mooooomm** , with husband (non-poster) **FCD** and grandbaby **Roxy** Filbert: **Nut** **G** GotPasswords: **Gotti** **J** Jungian\_Camisole: **shrinktop** or **Psycho cami** JohnnyLA: **Flyboy** **L** Longhair75: **Hippy** **M** Maus\_Magill: **MagicNancy** or **Wizard** Missred: **Red** **N** Nelliebly: **Nellie** Nightshadea: **Shady** Nonactetone: **Nona** **O** Old Wench: **OW, Miss Owl** OverlyVerbose: **talky** **P** Paintcharge: Considering **Sherwin** , **SherwinVisa** , or **Van Go** Peedin: **Wet one** purplehorseshoe: **shoe** **S** SCAdian: **Herald** ScareyFaerie: **Boofae** Seanette: **Nettie,** but we’re looking for an alternative— **Paloma** Silenus: **quietly** The Stainless Steel Rat: **Metal Mouse** Sunny\_Daze: **Sunny** Surrender\_Dorothy: **Dot** Swampbear : **Swampy,** with significant other Old You Know Who ( **OKWY** **T** Taters: **Taters** Tugig: **2Gig** **W** Wheelz: **Wheelie** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/8 "2021-02-08T11:52:09Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis Amurrkin out and clear with a predicted high of and sorta N.O.S. for the day. Or not. TWPTB are all willy-nilly on this. Not much doin’ on the home front today. **Nettie** has reminded me that we have some stuff that needs to be shredded so I suppose that could get done. Sup shall be poke tenderloin (slow cooked), succotash, baked sweet N.O.T., and rolls. Also, I have Vestry meetin’ this evenin’ at six. Thus is today in swampland. **MetalMouse** thanks for gettin’ this goin’ since a buncha folks have been wantin’ some kind of list of Mumper names. I shall throw in **kaiwik** who drops by from time to time. She is known as **kai** or **wiki.** Caffeine has not kicked all the way in yet or I could probably think of others. Now I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. Then, onward into the day! Rah. Happy Moanday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/9 "2021-02-08T12:54:37Z")
Good morning MMPers! I am on MetalMouse’s list as known but not daily posters. To explain, I read here every day and am very interested in the goings on. However, I easily slide into an introverted lurk mode thinking that I really don’t have much to say that would interest anyone. I have been a member of the SDMB for coming up on 22 years but I may have the lowest post count among my fellow '99ers. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/10 "2021-02-08T13:18:38Z")
**MetalMouse** - FYI, **Taters** is a she. I know - I’ve actually met her! Oddly enough, waaaaaaay back in the original MMP days, when **RueDeDay** was still starting it every Moanday, my nick, at least with him, was **Snickers** - I think because I commented about that my liking of that particular candy bar. But he’s long gone, as is that name. Plus, waaaaaaaay back then, nicknames weren’t the same thing they are now. And then there’s the late, great **rosie** , often cited for her sig - I believe her username was **NaomiRose**. And, of course our more recently departed **Ruble** / **Kopek** , beloved spouse of **MissOwl**. And there was **NooneSpecial** who became **Nooner** resulting in **Lunch** and **N.O.L**. as needed - he’s still active on FB, but he left here quite a while back. **doggio** - you brat 😛 - I suggested this thread topic for the newcomers to learn our history. So there! Just like they probably don’t know that you got your nick because **VunderBob** became **BBBobbio** (for BlackBeltBob as I recall) and that led to your moniker. He’s another who left us here but is active on FB. I’m sure I’ll remember more eventually. Meanwhile, since I know you’re all wondering about the adventures of **FCD** and his folks, it’s looking like tomorrow he’ll be driving them to Indiana to visit MIL’s surviving sisters for a few days, then they’ll come here till the 24th, at which point, we’ll take them back to FL for their shots on the 26th. And once we see they’re OK after that dose, we’ll come back home. Not as good as them agreeing to move here, but at least they’ve agreed to a short exit from the non-masking COVID state. And on that note, Happy Moanday!!! ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/11 "2021-02-08T13:26:53Z")
Mornin’ everyone. Unclear on plans for the day. No new orders, so why make the drive to the shop? Maybe to check on the plumbing that’s been acting up…or maybe stay home and make some calls to some more stores to see if they will carry my stuff. This whole changing business plans thing is difficult. Good luck to the **FCInlaws.** Thanks **MetalMouse** for the list. ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/12 "2021-02-08T13:27:33Z")
Wow, thanks for the list, **Metal Mouse**! I am most definitely a she. I can’t claim to be a founder of the MMP but have been posting here for more than 20 years. Sheesh! Time flies. I have met **FCM** , **Swampy,** **Bumbazine** , and several other former Mumpers. They were all very gracious and kind people when I met them and still are! I found this place when I first started posting here and everyone was so nice that I just stuck around. It just felt like going to a good friend’s house and was such a respite from the Pit and other places on the board. I even accidentally called **FCM**** Fairly Chatty Mom** and she laughed it off. Wow, that’s a lot of driving for **FCD,** but I am glad the folks will have some supervision for a bit and be in a healthier environment. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/13 "2021-02-08T14:19:07Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I believe her username was **NaomiRose**. **Anyrose** , I thought it was? Cold white fluff is still accumulating. I walked down to the shop 'cos I was out of milk and it’s definitely hot chocolate weather- not driving anywhere now, it’s got colder and much slippier than yesterday. Idiots incapable of wearing masks in shops are also apparently accumulating. I’m becoming a right grumpy old sod lately, but I really don’t understand why so many people are having trouble with the idea of keeping distance and wearing a mask. It’s a bit scary thinking many of them are allowed to drive, if they can’t get that level of uncomplicated instruction… Anyway- back to the other, slightly smaller, laptop I’m supposed to be working on. Not got a lot to do right now… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/14 "2021-02-08T14:25:25Z")
**Nut** - you’re correct - she was NaomiRose on FB. Guess I need this list, too! 🤣 OK, I’ve finished my morning read and then some. Off to prepare the guest room for our guests. The closet in there is overdue for being organized - I shall tend to that forthwith. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/15 "2021-02-08T14:32:32Z")
Good morning all. Glad you like the list, even if you immediately start messing with it…. **Taters** , apologies, for some reason I identify “Taters” with male, my bad, I’ll figure it out in another year or so… **shoe** , I had your name written down, honest, and somehow in the typing it disappeared. Maximum mea culpa and I’ve added it to the master list. **FCM** , I probably need to add a category for those ‘gone but not forgotten’ for the MIA and Dearly Departed from us. I’ll try to keep up with any you and others think of (i.e., Spiderman or **Spidey** ). And best wishes to FCD and the in-laws; that’s a lot of driving for him and some stress for them, hope all goes well. **Nettie** , call us what you will, we’ll answer, but I just wanted to get a record of the usual names for the usual suspects…and BTW, what do you think of **Paloma** for a new Mumper name? **doggio** , just wait until next year–just like that hockey team of yours… 😁 😜 **nellie** , thanks for the reorganizing. I’ll probably keep it in groups cause that’s how I roll, but yours is probably easier to follow. OK, I am up and more or less awake, need to map out the weekly duties and then make myself presentable and get the Moanday Morning sammich at Jersey Mike’s. No rain and going to 54F later today, so not bad for February. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/16 "2021-02-08T14:34:14Z")
Afternoon, mumpers! It’s cold out there and it’s been snowing on and off all day but no great accumulation. The weather app says “It’s a shitty day. Need I fucking say more?” and promises me 0C/32F all day, mostly cloudy with light rain. Well, light it might have been, but my rain was frozen! Thanks for list of mumper names, **metal mouse** , another missing one is **Mr Bus Guy** who disappeared for a long time then came back as…err…something to do with cats? **Mooom** good luck with the in-laws, at least you get to keep an eye on them for a short while. Perhaps they’ll have a sudden revelation that living where there’s help is going to be a good thing. **2bob** brown sauce in our house is Daddies, never HP. I’m not sure why, we always had HP at home when I was a kid, but I have always bought Daddies instead. And it lives on top of the fridge. Only mustard, horseradish and mayo lives in the fridge. Oh well…back to irk then… ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/17 "2021-02-08T14:35:34Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I was gonna do the _Four Seasons Total Get Off My Lawn Birthday MMP_, but since certain confused senior Mumpers(Hi, Moooommm!) want a nickname tracker, I’ll graciously concede. > Also, Taters is a she. > > > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > > > Maus\_Magill: **MagicNancy** or **Wizard** are up for review. > > I like Wizard, because then our party has a Herald and a Wizard. a bard(MG), and we just need a cleric and a couple of fighters.(FCD can be the NPC blacksmith) > > Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave and sort. My players are going to need a Wizard soon, or at least someone who can make intelligence saves. Aboleths are cruel mistresses. I’ve populated the next level and stocked it with loot. I also have the hobgoblins figured out. **Mrs. Magill** is off getting her physical this morning, so I can run the Roomba upstairs. Normally, she’s working on the first floor, and the little beastie makes too much noise for her to take her calls. Once her office is open again, we’ll have mostly clean floors… or at least not completely filled with rabbit hair. I think I’ll try to talk her into Pasta e fagioli for dinner tonight. Should be an easy sell. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/18 "2021-02-08T14:40:29Z")
Can’t believe I forgot **Spidey**! Why did he leave us??? _\< sob \>_ 😢 I was starting the guest room when **FCD** messaged me - they’re leaving at 0430 tomorrow for the Indianapolis area. I needed to move some money into his debit account for the trip. We’re avoiding the credit card after past potential issues of the card being compromised while on travel. OK, back to work now. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/19 "2021-02-08T15:59:48Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > …we just need a cleric and a couple of fighters. Not really a cleric. Would a demigod suffice? 😛 For me, this is a regular February Monday off. 30 years ago we got both Lincoln’s and Washington’s birthdays off school. Over the intervening years they’ve rearranged the holiday schedule, but we still get two. So I get both this Monday **and** next off work. Enjoying the sun and warmth because by Friday we ought to be getting more rain and coldness (relatively speaking). Note to self: Need more Daddies sauce. I also need to hit the local Mexican market and see if I can find some new hot sauces for **pulykamell**. Every so often I send him new sauces from Guadalahara and he sends me giardiniera from Chicago. The stuff I can’t get out here in LaLa Land. Happy Moanday, Mumpers! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426/20 "2021-02-08T16:38:26Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > **shoe** , I had your name written down, honest, and somehow in the typing it disappeared. Maximum mea culpa and I’ve added it to the master list. No worries! Good to know that I still exist. 😉 Woke up at normal “alarm time” then went back to sleep for two anna half more glorious hours. Nikki is purring next to me now, while Monkey is sitting guard at the window nearby. Snow is STILL drifting down. There’s a mini squadron of chickadees, cardinals, juncos, plus a [hairy woodpecker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_woodpecker), all flitting around the suet feeder and the snow underneath it. (I guess they’re messy eaters and fling tasty bits of fatty goodness down to their compadres.) Breakfast is leftover Chinese food, and slices of cake. Adulting has its occasional perks. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-mmp-semi-offical-list-of-mumpers-for-this-week/932426.md?page=2)