# The Great "Re-Name The Moderator" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 10, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291 "2001-01-10T05:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/41 "2001-01-10T13:45:16Z")
I heartily cast my vote for **Chicken of Bristol**. [sub]That, or **Steve**.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/42 "2001-01-10T13:59:21Z")
…An English curry based dish. [HOMER]MMMmmmmm CURRY![/HOMER] (Although I would like to see evilbeth receive that high honor anyway!) O * * * vidi vici veni! ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/43 "2001-01-10T14:05:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*You should become TimmyNipples. \*\* Well, that’a better than Snooooopynipples. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/44 "2001-01-10T14:20:16Z")
I’ve always secretly loved **evilbeth** so **Chicken of Bristol** gets my vote. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/45 "2001-01-10T14:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\* Shiva (destroyer of worlds) \*\* IIRC that name’s already taken. I really like **slythe**. In the classical vein how about **Hector** or **Achiles**. The name **CoB** seems to be a good compromise since the full version doesn’t seem to be blowing your skirt up. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/46 "2001-01-10T14:56:45Z")
See, I can picture hot monkey sex with someone named _slythe_, but only [Scylla’s goat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33909) can picture that with someone named Chicken of Bristol. It’s up to you, slythe…me or the goat? ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/47 "2001-01-10T15:00:48Z")
Chicken of Bristol. Classic. You could always be a **Rodent of Unusual Size**. Is the **DreadPirateRoberts** taken? How 'bout **Autonomous Collective**? Or **European Swallow**? ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/48 "2001-01-10T15:04:43Z")
UnseemlySpawnOfConcrete …be daring 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/49 "2001-01-10T15:06:35Z")
I withdraw my earlier vote for “Slythe.” My new vote? **Chicken of Bristol**. ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/50 "2001-01-10T15:23:33Z")
I dunno… **The Honky-Tonk Kid**? **Hooked on Crack**? **ChickenButt**? **L. Ron Beelzebub**? **The Incredible Edible Ed**? Nope… **Chicken of Bristol** it is… ---
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/51 "2001-01-10T15:28:40Z")
**Pinocchio’s Furniture** ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/52 "2001-01-10T15:28:48Z")
I’m surprised no one has suggested **Jack Dean Tyler** yet. 😃 Nah, better go with **Chicken of Bristol**. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/53 "2001-01-10T15:30:56Z")
Well, if I posted in the “Dopers I’d most like to do Naughty Thing X with” threads, evilbeth wouldn’t be feeling so neglected…but I like “Chicken of Bristol” anyway. That has my vote. ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/54 "2001-01-10T15:36:46Z")
**Chicken of Bristol** is good, but I am also very fond of **the Black Beast of Caern-naar-naa_aaAAHH_** although I suppose that one is too long. So I’lll te each half of my brain vote, one for staying **Slythe** and one for **CoB** Punk snot dead… ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/55 "2001-01-10T15:41:10Z")
2 suggestions: Bob Angeldrawers But if it will make the evil one happy… ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/56 "2001-01-10T15:50:53Z")
I’m partial to both **Bacchus** and **Dionysus** as names, but **Chicken of Bristol** really has a certain . . . something. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/57 "2001-01-10T15:58:21Z")
or **Uncle Beer** ’s suggestion: **Omphalos**. It has a certain ring, kinda classy. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/58 "2001-01-10T16:33:08Z")
If **Chicken of Bristol** wins, someone else needs to change their name to **Brave Sir Robin** to nearly fight him. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/59 "2001-01-10T16:44:05Z")
How about the alterego of snooopy and jimmynipples sugestion Droopynipples ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291/60 "2001-01-10T16:52:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*If **Chicken of Bristol** wins, someone else needs to change their name to **Brave Sir Robin** to nearly fight him. \*\* Or **Sir Robin, the not-quite-so-brave-as- Sir-Lancelot,** though that’s kind of long. On the OP, I fear I don’t feel I know you well enough to pick a name for you. It’s such a personal thing, after all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-re-name-the-moderator-contest/49291.md?page=4)