# The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653 "2013-01-09T18:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/1 "2013-01-09T18:33:51Z")
I’m not misleading you. It’s just what it says it is, every guy’s dream, a wall of trophies. _The Great Wall of Vagina_ has several hundred plaster beaver casts, lined up and smiling back at you. I thought I’d seen just about every kind there was, but I was quite wrong. Many of these casts look more like road kill than the sweet little animal I’ve wresteled with, but for the most part, there ain’t a bad one in the bunch. You be the judge. I wondered if this was thread appropriate, then I thought, what the hell, Michelangelo’s David has a penis, and that’s classic art, we can have a wall of beaver castings. Art is art. Fair is fair. Since this is **NSFW** , you’re going to have to click a bit to see what I’m talking about. [spoiler] You did catch the NSFW warning right…? [Click the panels to enlarge](http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels)[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/2 "2013-01-09T18:49:44Z")
Must. Not. Click. While. At. Work. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shit! Nope. Ain’t gonna do it. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/3 "2013-01-09T18:55:16Z")
Me either so just tell me, can you see it from space? All these casts on a wall, is there a cleaning lady walking around below with a Swiffer duster? ---
**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/4 "2013-01-09T19:02:18Z")
So…are we supposed to pick out which one looks like ours? XD Cause that might be a fun game to see what the most popular ‘design’ is lol. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/5 "2013-01-09T19:25:06Z")
> [@AngelSoft](#): > > So…are we supposed to pick out which one looks like ours? XD Cause that might be a fun game to see what the most popular ‘design’ is lol. Yes please. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/6 "2013-01-09T19:27:08Z")
Wow. All together like that the effect is kind of Lovecraftian. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/7 "2013-01-09T19:29:22Z")
If each one was a different colour they’d look like Andy Whoreholes. I’ll get my coat. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/8 "2013-01-09T19:37:57Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Wow. All together like that the effect is kind of Lovecraftian. Yes, happy, merry, fun crafts. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/9 "2013-01-09T19:44:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m not misleading you. It’s just what it says it is, every guy’s dream, a wall of trophies. _The Great Wall of Vagina_ has several hundred plaster beaver casts, lined up and smiling back at you. I thought I’d seen just about every kind there was, but I was quite wrong. Many of these casts look more like road kill than the sweet little animal I’ve wresteled with, but for the most part, there ain’t a bad one in the bunch. You be the judge. > > I wondered if this was thread appropriate, then I thought, what the hell, Michelangelo’s David has a penis, and that’s classic art, we can have a wall of beaver castings. Art is art. Fair is fair. > > Since this is **NSFW** , you’re going to have to click a bit to see what I’m talking about. > > [spoiler] You did catch the NSFW warning right…? > > [Click the panels to enlarge](http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels)[/spoiler] So…if it was cox instead, would it be called a Great Wall of Urethras"? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/10 "2013-01-09T19:49:27Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > So…if it was cox instead, They could attach the casts to the sides of a big cube and call it the Cock Block. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/11 "2013-01-09T19:52:53Z")
Hey, is that plaster of Paris Hilton? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/12 "2013-01-09T20:00:09Z")
That third one had me worried until I realized those were piercings. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/13 "2013-01-09T20:19:49Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > If each one was a different colour they’d look like Andy Whoreholes. > > I’ll get my coat. Can you take **lieu** with you? 🙂 > [@lieu](#): > > Hey, is that plaster of Paris Hilton? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/14 "2013-01-09T20:28:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by lieu View Post > Hey, is that plaster of Paris Hilton? Just part of her, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![ptr2void](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ptr2void/32/3406_2.png) [@ptr2void](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ptr2void)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/15 "2013-01-09T21:00:16Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > So…if it was cox instead, would it be called a Great Wall of Urethras"? Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina. Maybe “Great Wall of Labia” or “Great Wall of Pudenda”. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/16 "2013-01-09T21:05:59Z")
> [@ptr2void](#): > > Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina. > > Maybe “Great Wall of Labia” or “Great Wall of Pudenda”. Like you didn’t know what it meant. And vulva doesn’t rhyme with China. Not meant to be taken literally. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/17 "2013-01-09T21:16:12Z")
These would be pretty neat in that stereo format, where you have to cross your eyes to see it in 3D. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/18 "2013-01-09T21:16:38Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Like you didn’t know what it meant. And vulva doesn’t rhyme with China. Not meant to be taken literally. What’s in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/19 "2013-01-09T21:18:12Z")
mouthwatering. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/20 "2013-01-09T21:20:35Z")
Now if I actually lived anywhere near there, I’d put price stickers on them when no one was looking. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=2)