# The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653 "2013-01-09T18:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/21 "2013-01-09T21:25:34Z")
I wonder if you’d get in troubles if you walked up and just started licking them. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/22 "2013-01-09T21:27:07Z")
> [@ptr2void](#): > > Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina. > > Maybe “Great Wall of Labia” or “Great Wall of Pudenda”. > [@Loach](#): > > Like you didn’t know what it meant. And vulva doesn’t rhyme with China. Not meant to be taken literally. Yes. The fact is that people use the term “vagina” colloquially all the time to just mean female genitalia in general, instead of what the term means officially. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/23 "2013-01-09T21:37:54Z")
All right, everyone pick out your favorite. I’ll start: Panel 6, Row 1, Column 5. Very delicate features; smooth, innocent with a hint of naughtiness, symmetrical, classic. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/24 "2013-01-09T21:41:31Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > All right, everyone pick out your favorite. > > I’ll start: Panel 6, Row 1, Column 5. Very delicate features; smooth, innocent with a hint of naughtiness, symmetrical, classic. Can anyone pick out the twins? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/25 "2013-01-09T21:53:41Z")
Bunch of cunts. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/26 "2013-01-09T21:56:34Z")
> [@ptr2void](#): > > Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina. > > Maybe “Great Wall of Labia” or “Great Wall of Pudenda”. Layspeak pedantry aside (do you correct people who say they have a stomach ache?), there are some vaginas visible. 😉 I think it’s a fascinating work. I’m constantly amazed at the variety that can be found in a few simple folds of flesh. And I couldn’t begin to tell you what mine looks like, or which one it’s similar too, sorry. I just don’t know that part of my anatomy all that well by sight. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/27 "2013-01-09T22:01:09Z")
Hey, that one looks like my sister’s! (OK, not really, I just thought I’d throw down for most offensive possible reply. I have a feeling I’m not even close, though.) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/28 "2013-01-09T22:14:39Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Hey, that one looks like my sister’s! I thought it looked more like your mom’s. No, wait-- I’m thinking of your gramma’s. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/29 "2013-01-09T22:16:43Z")
Things to do today: Pay American Express bill Pay Chase bill Buy cigarettes - check Buy new beard trimmer Call mother Call realtor Find new desktop background - check ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/30 "2013-01-09T22:21:02Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Hey, that one looks like my sister’s! > … Why yes, yes it does ---
**Author:** ![dexter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dc4da7/32.png) [@dexter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dexter)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/31 "2013-01-09T22:22:03Z")
If you “poke around” the site, you can find photos of the process, buy a coffee mug, or even a “do it yourself” kit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/32 "2013-01-09T22:22:24Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > They could attach the casts to the sides of a big cube and call it the Cock Block. If they were cast limp and surrounded by water: Lake Flaccid If excited and afixed to rope: Cords of Wood ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/33 "2013-01-09T22:22:28Z")
I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/34 "2013-01-09T22:53:05Z")
Still doesn’t surpass Cynthia Plaster, who not only cast her subjects but first brought them to a reasonable state of tumescence. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/35 "2013-01-09T22:57:36Z")
Girls like to tease guys about how bad our junk looks, and frankly they’re right, but those pics are proof that some vaginas are just plain fugly. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/36 "2013-01-09T23:01:09Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Girls like to tease guys about how bad our junk looks, and frankly they’re right, but those pics are proof that some vaginas are just plain fugly. Sex is sometimes called “bumping uglies” for a reason. Human genitals of both genders have always looked to me like they belonged on an entirely different and rather weird looking creature. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/37 "2013-01-09T23:11:06Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Sex is sometimes called “bumping uglies” for a reason. Human genitals of both genders have always looked to me like they belonged on an entirely different and rather weird looking creature. Sea slugs, I think. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/38 "2013-01-09T23:11:54Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > These would be pretty neat in that stereo format, where you have to cross your eyes to see it in 3D. 😛 Or slowly bring in your index fingers from either side until you see a weenie floating in front. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/39 "2013-01-09T23:14:16Z")
I am never going to look at those Greek statues in the same light again. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/40 "2013-01-09T23:16:43Z")
What the fuck, here’s a terrible joke: “Dad, what do a woman’s private parts really look like?” “Well…before or after making love?” “I don’t know… Before?” “Before making love she’s truly beautiful there, like a young rose with dew on its petals.” “OK, then what about after?” “After? Uh, well… Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=3)