# The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653 "2013-01-09T18:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/41 "2013-01-09T23:17:33Z")
We now know the difference between this statuary, and a troop of acrobats. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/42 "2013-01-09T23:36:59Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > All right, everyone pick out your favorite. > > I’ll start: Panel 6, Row 1, Column 5. Very delicate features; smooth, innocent with a hint of naughtiness, symmetrical, classic. Maybe because of being smushed be the plaster, I think they all look very sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ptr2void](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ptr2void/32/3406_2.png) [@ptr2void](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ptr2void)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/43 "2013-01-10T00:14:40Z")
Pussy plainly pulverizes **ptr2void** ’s pedantic pet peeve. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/44 "2013-01-10T00:21:02Z")
Wow. Way to take the joy and mystery out of it, McCartney. They look so… chilly. But surely you fellas can find the good spot now, right? ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/45 "2013-01-10T00:30:38Z")
> [@AngelSoft](#): > > So…are we supposed to pick out which one looks like ours? XD Cause that might be a fun game to see what the most popular ‘design’ is lol. We’ll need more than your word for it. > [@ptr2void](#): > > Seriously. Unless you’ve got a speculum, you’re not looking at a vagina. Yeah. We know. We don’t particularly care. > [@zoid](#): > > Girls like to tease guys about how bad our junk looks, and frankly they’re right, but those pics are proof that some vaginas are just plain fugly. Some are. Most aren’t, but you’re right, some of those aren’t that attractive. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/46 "2013-01-10T00:32:00Z")
That Waldo dude is getting GOOD. Just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/47 "2013-01-10T00:37:48Z")
What’s up with #8, one row down, one from the right? Is that a hermaphrodite or just a massive clit? Or am I seeing something I don’t think I am seeing? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/48 "2013-01-10T00:42:08Z")
> [@Delta-9](#): > > Must. Not. Click. While. At. Work. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! > > Shit! Nope. Ain’t gonna do it. > > Damn. I’m at work too!!! Walking away from the computer now…but…but…I am so curious!! ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/49 "2013-01-10T00:44:08Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s up with #8, one row down, one from the right? Is that a hermaphrodite or just a massive clit? Or am I seeing something I don’t think I am seeing? Sigh. No… that’s what some of them look like when they are happy about plaster. Nothing abnormal about that one at all. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/50 "2013-01-10T00:46:04Z")
I think the one in Panel 1, row 3, 6 from the left is my college girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/51 "2013-01-10T00:50:31Z")
Logging out now before I lose my job do to a thread on SD. I can hear it now…“Mommy, why are we eating rice and beans for the 5th time this week.” “Well, sweetie, I was looking at photos of vaginas during work hours. It is against company policy.” I will have to check this out later… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/52 "2013-01-10T01:11:53Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Things to do today: > > Pay American Express bill > Pay Chase bill > Buy cigarettes - check > Buy new beard trimmer > Call mother > Call realtor > Find new desktop background - check And this from a guy with “Buddha” in his name. We are well and truly fucked as a species. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/53 "2013-01-10T01:12:42Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s up with #8, one row down, one from the right? Is that a hermaphrodite or just a massive clit? Or am I seeing something I don’t think I am seeing? I was actually looking at he first from the left in that same row. I didn’t know they made them that… ummm smooth I guess, just a complete lack of noticeable detail. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/54 "2013-01-10T01:18:00Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > Logging out now before I lose my job do to a thread on SD. > I can hear it now…“Mommy, why are we eating rice and beans for the 5th time this week.” > “Well, sweetie, I was looking at photos of vaginas during work hours. It is against company policy.” > > I will have to check this out later… I’m guessing it will still be against company policy. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/55 "2013-01-10T01:59:34Z")
Panel 4. 4th from the left. I’m scared. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/56 "2013-01-10T02:03:11Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Panel 4. 4th from the left. > > I’m scared. Bottom row? Looks like a Mandelbrot Vagina. And what about Panel 1, Row 1, Slot 3? I \*really \*hope those are piercings, not warts. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/57 "2013-01-10T02:10:27Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > Bottom row? Looks like a Mandelbrot Vagina. > > And what about Panel 1, Row 1, Slot 3? I \*really \*hope those are piercings, not warts. Yes sorry bottom row. I was flustered. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/58 "2013-01-10T02:14:29Z")
I have heard of chick lit, but _clit_ lit? ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/59 "2013-01-10T02:24:26Z")
I’d be SO gay if I were a man! ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/60 "2013-01-10T02:31:04Z")
Panel 4, first picture… I WANT TO BUST IT WIDE OPEN! IMMA BEAT THAT P\*\*\*Y UP! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=4)