# The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653 "2013-01-09T18:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/101 "2013-01-10T19:50:24Z")
For some reason, I find myself hearing a line from _Holy Grail_ \*One day, son, all this will be yours What, the curtains?\* ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/102 "2013-01-10T19:52:46Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I think that’s labia minora, not clitoris. There’s nothing minora about those labia, amiright? But seriously, that reminds me of this time I took this girl home from the bar and we’re getting pretty hot and heavy, so she gets naked. I look down between her legs and I says, “Sweetheart, it looks like you’ve got a baby orangutan in a headlock between your thighs.” So she says, “Fuck you.” So I says, “That was the plan, but I’m afraid that thing might bite.” Hey! That’s all the time I’ve got, you’ve been a wonderful audience. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/103 "2013-01-10T20:03:33Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Which one is #15? Do you count left to right? Then start at the left again, or go to the right? Yeah, naturally, just like you read. It also helps that there are ten _quimprints_ (😛 - sorry, couldn’t resist - they needed a name! ) in each row. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/104 "2013-01-10T20:17:18Z")
Ugh. Gross. Proof positive I will never be a lesbian. However, I do like boobs. So a wall of boobs would be ok. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/105 "2013-01-10T20:24:00Z")
Don’t give them any more ideas, **April**! ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/106 "2013-01-10T20:26:25Z")
So I’ll take this opportunity to ask a fairly awkward question. Am I unique (or rare) in liking penis-in-vagina sex but not particularly liking to actually look at a vagina? ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/107 "2013-01-10T23:05:07Z")
They tell us which are FTM or MTF transgendered, and which have had labiaplasties, etc., [here](http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/education). Twins, too. ---
**Author:** ![gracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@gracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gracer)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/108 "2013-01-11T00:07:23Z")
The transgendered ones look very nicely done to me. Wow! I hope the inside works as a vagina (well, so the extent that it might be expected). ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/109 "2013-01-11T00:09:42Z")
True fact. Bob Villa’s brother is an accomplished surgeon. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/110 "2013-01-11T00:16:44Z")
You know if these were 8 x 8 they’d make pretty good chess boards. Hmm, now what to use for pieces? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/111 "2013-01-11T00:48:06Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s up with #8, one row down, one from the right? Is that a hermaphrodite or just a massive clit? Or am I seeing something I don’t think I am seeing? According to the [guide](http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/education), that’s a female to male transgender. I don’t know if that’s the results of surgery or hormones, though. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/112 "2013-01-11T01:16:56Z")
Finally became curious enough to look at this link. Umm, why are they all shaved? ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/113 "2013-01-11T01:19:02Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Finally became curious enough to look at this link. > > Umm, why are they all shaved? They weren’t before the plaster was applied. j/k. Cause plaster sticks to fur? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/114 "2013-01-11T01:19:04Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Finally became curious enough to look at this link. > > Umm, why are they all shaved? I don’t think they are. I saw some texture in some. Look at panel one, top row, 6th from left. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/115 "2013-01-11T01:19:20Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Finally became curious enough to look at this link. > > Umm, why are they all shaved? Because if they weren’t before, they were after the artist ripped away the cast. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/116 "2013-01-11T03:17:40Z")
As much as I could stand looking that long and closely, it seemed like some were hairy. Or hairier. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/117 "2013-01-11T03:56:54Z")
I think I hurt myself laughing at some of the responses here. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/118 "2013-01-11T04:06:11Z")
It was shown for some time at the MONA gallery in Hobart. I missed it the first time. Apparently, it was being cleaned (true). I’ve seen it since. meh. Seen one, … I prefered the poo machine, myself, in the next room. Actually, not true, the poo machine was on a lower level… ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/119 "2013-01-11T04:33:45Z")
> [@IaMoDiNaRy](#): > > Watched the video where it stated transgendered men were included . > > I wonder which one that would be? I’d be curious to know what the surgeons use as a guide when they’re “shaping” the new lady parts? > > The video also said we’re looking at teenaged vaginas (would that be considered child porn?), as well as granny vaginas… On the “About” page, the age range of the women was from 18 to 76, so no child porn involved. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/120 "2013-01-11T05:28:22Z")
The “cutting down” page is pretty good nightmare fuel. Could be the saw, might be his thumb. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=7)