# The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653 "2013-01-09T18:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/121 "2013-01-11T05:29:45Z")
These labia have only one opening, and they seem to be plastered shut. They are of no use to me. ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/122 "2013-01-11T07:37:08Z")
Figures. Nobody ever shows me the poon unless they’re plastered. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/123 "2013-01-11T08:16:13Z")
You are all honorary gynecologists now. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/124 "2013-01-11T08:28:23Z")
Duplicate removed ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/125 "2013-01-11T14:15:27Z")
> [@Sanity\_Challenged](#): > > Figures. Nobody ever shows me the poon unless they’re plastered. This is my very favorite. Ima frame it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/126 "2013-01-11T14:59:18Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I think I hurt myself laughing at some of the responses here. And _your_ user name is also thus apropos. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/127 "2013-01-11T15:50:15Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s up with #8, one row down, one from the right? Is that a hermaphrodite or just a massive clit? Or am I seeing something I don’t think I am seeing? According to the Education page, that is a female to male transgendered person. Taking male hormones enlarges the clitoris. Eta, didn’t realize there was a third page and this was already answered. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/128 "2013-01-11T17:35:50Z")
I just remembered a made-for-tv movie from many years ago. A woman was disfigured and they made new lips for her from her labia. Some of these look like they’d be enough for a full facial reconstruction. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/129 "2013-01-11T21:55:46Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I just remembered a made-for-tv movie from many years ago. A woman was disfigured and they made new lips for her from her labia. And when you rubbed her nose, she drooled for a while and then sneezed in your face. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/130 "2013-01-11T22:19:02Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > A woman was disfigured and they made new lips for her from her labia. Did they move her lips to her vagina? Because if so I’d sure like to ask it some questions. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/131 "2013-01-11T22:20:38Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Did they move her lips to her vagina? Because if so I’d like to ask it some questions. Don’t bother, you’ll just get a monologue. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/132 "2013-01-11T23:14:48Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > You know if these were 8 x 8 they’d make pretty good chess boards. Knight to Queen’s clit 4. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653/133 "2013-01-12T01:15:28Z")
There’s a [Hole-in-the-wall gang](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hole_in_the_Wall_Gang) joke here somewhere but it’s eluding me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-wall-of-vagina-a-nsfw-guys-thread/646653.md?page=6)