# The Greatest Photo Ever Taken

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 11, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907 "2008-04-11T15:49:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/1 "2008-04-11T15:49:40Z")

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Well, the greatest photo of me anyway. 😃

It was my Stag Do last week and we had a group photo done to commemorate the event:

[![](http://www.dragondark.co.uk/stuff/awesome.jpg) ](http://www.dragondark.co.uk/stuff/awesome.jpg)

(Photo perfectly worksafe)

One of the participants is now actively planning on proposing to his missus as well, simply so he has an excuse to go get another one done. 😃

There is actually 1 other doper and 2 ex-dopers in there as well thouggh i doubt anyone would recognise them!

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### Author: ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/2 "2008-04-11T15:54:27Z")

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Oh my god. Yeah, you’re a doper for sure. 😛

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### Author: ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/3 "2008-04-11T16:08:09Z")

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So who’s you and who’s who?

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### Author: ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/4 "2008-04-11T16:08:24Z")

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First, which one are you? Second, do you guys own those clothes?

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### Author: ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/5 "2008-04-11T17:28:04Z")

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i’m the guy in the middle rocking the chainmail/red tabbard.

And no - not our clothes. Hence why one of the party is indulging in the great british tradition of cross dressing - the photo place didn’t have enough period costumes for 9 blokes 😃

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### Author: ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/6 "2008-04-11T17:30:32Z")

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[QUOTE=garius]  
i’m the guy in the middle rocking the chainmail/red tabbard.

And no - not our clothes. Hence why one of the party is indulging in the great british tradition of cross dressing - the photo place didn’t have enough period costumes for 9 blokes 😃  
[/QUOTE]

Ok, as long as you guys don’t own the clothes, that picture rocks! 🙂

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### Author: ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/7 "2008-04-11T17:31:45Z")

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When I was a kid I took one of those old west type photos and the same thing happened. There were something like 6-8 of us, and they ran out of skirts. So there I am, standing there in bloomers.

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### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/8 "2008-04-11T17:34:46Z")

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I own those clothes. ☹

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### Author: ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/9 "2008-04-11T17:38:57Z")

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Who is the princess? She’s a real hottie.

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### Author: ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/10 "2008-04-11T17:39:58Z")

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For the record, the other doper present is:

**Crusoe** (Rear. Second from right)

And the former dopers are:

**Confessor Knight** (Rear. Far right. Ironically not dressed as a Confessing Knight)

**paulberserker** (Middle. Far right.\* Ironically not the guy dressed as the Viking Berserker)

hmmmm… we didn’t really think that through…

\*"fook off. I’m a fooking TEMPLAR. T’only 'at a true Crusader would wear is a top 'at.

> [@](#):
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> I own those clothes.

I have the utmost respect for you then - that Chainmail is _fucking heavy_.

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### Author: ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/11 "2008-04-11T17:54:25Z")

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That is awesome!

Oh, and congratulations on your pending nuptials!

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### Author: ![ChrisBooth12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@ChrisBooth12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisBooth12)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/12 "2008-04-11T17:59:43Z")

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Nice…

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### Author: ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/13 "2008-04-11T18:17:53Z")

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[QUOTE=BMalion]  
I own those clothes. ☹  
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Don’t be sad. At least you don’t live in your mother’s basement.

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### Author: ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/14 "2008-04-11T18:41:35Z")

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Truly, that is an awesome photo.

But sorry, any photo that contains the caveat “photo perfectly worksafe” cannot, by definition, be the greatest photo ever taken.

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### Author: ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/15 "2008-04-11T18:47:36Z")

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I observe that Milady’s footwear is _not_ period.

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### Author: ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/16 "2008-04-11T18:55:39Z")

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Okay, **Crusoe’s** good lookin’.

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### Author: ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/17 "2008-04-11T21:09:02Z")

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[QUOTE=scout1222]  
Okay, **Crusoe’s** good lookin’.  
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Oh yeah… 🆒

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### Author: ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/18 "2008-04-11T21:56:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Demo]  
Don’t be sad. At least you don’t live in your mother’s basement.  
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What is that whole thing about “in your parent’s basement” anyway? I would think someone who was living at home would just sleep in a regular bedroom. Where I grew up there was no bathroom or shower in the basement, no kitchen, and the only way out was through the house. Are finished basements more common than I’m aware of, or what?

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### Author: ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/19 "2008-04-11T22:05:45Z")

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DUDE.

That is all.

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### Author: ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-photo-ever-taken/444907/20 "2008-04-11T22:06:41Z")

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It’s a crack on stereotype geeks who don’t have real lives and can’t invite girls over because they don’t have a place- they still live in their mother’s basement in their 30’s…

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