# The greatest Porn titles that spoof real movie titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129 "2003-07-09T01:03:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/1 "2003-07-09T01:03:09Z")
Inspired by **Snooooopy** ’s example from [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=195731) thread about the Porn Industry tradition of spoofing real movie titles. **Splendor in the Ass** being his example. We’ve all heard 'em, we’ve all read 'em listed on the Preview Channel, we’ve all jokingly mocked them while trying to find the real Pay-Per-View listings in our Hotel rooms. [sub]I would say we’ve all seen 'em, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we at the Straight Dope achieve a level of piousness beyond such base pleasures of the flesh. Ahem.[/sub] So, here are my Hall-of-Famers: \*\* • Shaving Ryan’s Privates • Scooby Do Me • Spread Legged freaks • On Golden Blond • Sexcalibur \*\* And my all-time favorite: **Six Degrees of Penetration** Post your own favorites! Fun for the whole family! ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/2 "2003-07-09T01:13:59Z")
Edward Penishands ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/3 "2003-07-09T01:18:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by don’t ask \* > \*\*Edward Penishands \*\* I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that. Hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/4 "2003-07-09T01:18:22Z")
Foreskin Gump Das Butt (or at least I _think_ I saw that in a vid store once!) ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/5 "2003-07-09T01:28:30Z")
One that I always thought humorous: “Romancing the BONE”. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/6 "2003-07-09T01:29:17Z")
The bare wench project (not really a porn but funny nontheless) ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/7 "2003-07-09T01:30:29Z")
As seen on “Friends”: Good Will Humping Buffy the Vampire Layer If they’re not real pornos, someone should make them! ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/8 "2003-07-09T01:30:46Z")
Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory (No, I did not make this one up) ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/9 "2003-07-09T01:33:54Z")
**"The Crack of Dawn"** has nothing to do with the sun rising. Rather it has more to do with places the sun don’t shine. Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/10 "2003-07-09T01:35:43Z")
Rambone.\* \*as mentioned on SNL. ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/11 "2003-07-09T01:36:03Z")
Saw this one on the marquee of a gay porn theater in West Hollywood once: **Dawson’s Crack** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/12 "2003-07-09T01:36:09Z")
Pulp Friction Forest Hump I just want to say, those who did a porn spoof of **Eight Legged Freaks** / **Spread Legged Freaks** are bloody geniuses! goes to show that even really crappy, horrible, camp films get some recognition for their genius in the porn industry. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/13 "2003-07-09T01:42:24Z")
_White Men Can’t Hump_ ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/14 "2003-07-09T01:44:52Z")
**Sperminator** ---
**Author:** ![hyacinth690](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e79b87/32.png) [@hyacinth690](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyacinth690)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/15 "2003-07-09T01:46:13Z")
_Playmate of the Apes_. It was so bad it was good. ---
**Author:** ![buncombe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@buncombe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buncombe)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/16 "2003-07-09T01:56:30Z")
Poke My Hontas. Not kidding. ---
**Author:** ![penny\_dreadful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@penny\_dreadful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penny_dreadful)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/17 "2003-07-09T02:00:08Z")
_Interview with a Vibrator_ And these aren’t real movies, just throw-away jokes from \*Tromeo and Juliet: Much Ado about Humping The Merchant of Penis As You Lick It\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/18 "2003-07-09T02:00:42Z")
_Schindler’s Fist_ Wrong on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/19 "2003-07-09T02:03:02Z")
The classic is **Bright Lights, Big Titties**. Others that I’ve seen on online lists but never found out if they were “real”: **The Spoogitive** **Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer’s Bone** **The Wizard of Ahhhhs** and then there’s always: **The Firm** ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/20 "2003-07-09T02:06:48Z")
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