# The greatest Porn titles that spoof real movie titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129 "2003-07-09T01:03:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/21 "2003-07-09T02:07:24Z")
**Splendor in the Ass** **Her-Ass-Lick Park**. Or, if you prefer, **Jurassic Pork**. And, my favorite: **Regarding Hiney**. ---
**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/22 "2003-07-09T02:34:30Z")
My friends and I made a game out of this very concept, some of the highlights: _Wet Dreams May Cum_ - Ben Her Over \* and one from “40 Days and 40 Nights:” - In Diana Jones \* I feel dirty 😃 ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/23 "2003-07-09T02:37:11Z")
Not sure if this is a real title or not, but I saw it on Family Guy. “Assablanca”. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/24 "2003-07-09T02:38:34Z")
The Anal Family ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/25 "2003-07-09T04:58:02Z")
The Whores Whisperer The Genital’s Daughter Santa Claus is Cumming to Town ---
**Author:** ![n2o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e4f/32.png) [@n2o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/n2o)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/26 "2003-07-09T05:08:51Z")
My friend says he has it but i’ve never seen it yet “Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secreations” ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/27 "2003-07-09T05:25:11Z")
Weapons of Ass Destruction (from the Onion) ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/28 "2003-07-09T05:45:08Z")
_Falcon Breast_. I didn’t see it. However, _On Golden Blonde_ was rather enjoyable. I think. And don’t forget _Sex Wars_! ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/29 "2003-07-09T05:57:00Z")
Se3en The Shitting Nudes Glad He Ate Her Arse Wide Shit The Merkin Resident The Cast That Ate Out Paris He’sapoppin’ Gorillas in the Miss ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/30 "2003-07-09T06:11:02Z")
_E.T.: The Extra-Testicle._ No lie. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/31 "2003-07-09T06:17:34Z")
Here’s a porn movie title that is a spoof on another porn movie “Debbie Does Dishes” For real! ---
**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/32 "2003-07-09T06:18:40Z")
A friend of mine told me this one - I’m not sure if it’s a real movie. He gave two alternate versions: \* A Rimmer Runs Through It A Rimmer Tongues Through It \* ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/33 "2003-07-09T06:30:34Z")
Position Impossible And one I saw on a marquee many years ago: Little Often Annie ---
**Author:** ![DaPearl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@DaPearl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaPearl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/34 "2003-07-09T06:38:38Z")
Pocohontass The C.O.D.father The Outlaw Josie Wails and Moans OK, I made them up, well, 'cept Pocohontass, I’m pretty sure that’s real. I’ll do some personal research to find out. ---
**Author:** ![Kobaltblu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/77aa72/32.png) [@Kobaltblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobaltblu)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/35 "2003-07-09T06:55:26Z")
I’m disappointed. Nobody mentioned “Buttman & Throbbin.” I thought that one would be obvious. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/36 "2003-07-09T07:03:33Z")
**"Throbbin’ Hood"** is my personal favorite. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Seeker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@The\_Seeker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seeker)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/37 "2003-07-09T07:08:27Z")
The best one I’ve seen would have to be “Sex Trek III - The Next Gyration.” Another good one was “The 69th Sense” with the quote, “I see naked people.” ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/38 "2003-07-09T07:33:22Z")
Personal fav: (When Harrison Ford was best boxoffice) “Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mombo.” ---
**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/39 "2003-07-09T10:16:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DaPearl \* > OK, I made them up, well, 'cept Pocohontass, I’m pretty sure that’s real. I’ll do some personal research to find out. \*\* Im not sure about that one, but i DO remember one called - Poke-her-anus\* and once again, I feel dirty 😃 ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/40 "2003-07-09T10:26:35Z")
hocus poke us star whores nothing to do with the OP, but ‘titty town 2’ was always a favourite porn title of mine. and no, i havent seen it [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129.md?page=3)