# The greatest Porn titles that spoof real movie titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129 "2003-07-09T01:03:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/41 "2003-07-09T12:33:26Z")
Bowling for Concubine ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/42 "2003-07-09T12:40:01Z")
_Beverly Hills Copulator_ cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/43 "2003-07-09T12:52:30Z")
Aw, nobody mentioned the classics **In and Out of Africa** (hilarious) and **Free Your Willy**? ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/44 "2003-07-09T12:59:06Z")
Well, there’s always **The Slutty Professor**. But it can’t hold a candle to the one John Waters often mentions his personal favorite, **Oklahomo!** I don’t know if it’s a musical, but I hope it is. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/45 "2003-07-09T13:08:45Z")
**Face Jam** is the one that never fails to crack me up! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/46 "2003-07-09T13:24:01Z")
And let’s not forget **Hannah Does Her Sisters** , which I very nearly saw one night when my then-gf walked down to the video store without her glasses and thought she was getting a Woody Allen movie. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/47 "2003-07-09T13:36:20Z")
The best I’ve actually seen was the simple Jaws spoof, “Gums.” ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/48 "2003-07-09T13:45:29Z")
My sister worked at a video store when she was in high school. She said that **What About Boob?** seemed to be pretty popular. I believe there is also a movie called **Hindfeld**. eep ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/49 "2003-07-09T14:09:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hyacinth690 \* > \*\*_Playmate of the Apes_. It was so bad it was good. \*\* I actually saw this a couple weeks ago – it was really funny. I opened this thread to post **What About Boob?** , but I see **Tamex** beat me to it. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/50 "2003-07-09T15:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spoons \* > \*\*And let’s not forget **Hannah Does Her Sisters** , which I very nearly saw one night when my then-gf walked down to the video store without her glasses and thought she was getting a Woody Allen movie. \*\* Way back when this was released, I was with a friend in the video store and we were both chuckling over the title. The proprietor walked over and told us “The real movie isn’t even out yet on video!”🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/51 "2003-07-09T15:46:52Z")
**The Hudsucker Proxy** becoming **The Pudsucker Roxy** **Interview with the Vampire** becoming **Intercourse with the Vampire** ---
**Author:** ![mycoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@mycoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mycoman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/52 "2003-07-09T16:36:48Z")
Favorite real title - I Cream of Jeannie. This is a fave game that a group of friends plays whenever we go out to dinner. Bonus (bone-us?) points for making one up on the spot when cued with movie title. My best effort - Shakespeare in Love --\> Jake’s Rear in Love. Think I could get a job in the industry? Mycoman ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/53 "2003-07-09T16:46:01Z")
The Godfather’s Parts, I and II ---
**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/54 "2003-07-09T16:46:47Z")
Crocodile Blondee ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/55 "2003-07-09T17:07:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cliffy \* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by hyacinth690_ > > **Playmate of the Apes. It was so bad it was good** > > **I actually saw this a couple weeks ago – it was really funny.** Yep, so did I. I got a great laugh out of the character named “Cornholius”. And here’s another porn title, one with midgets: **Itty Bitty Gang Bang**. ---
**Author:** ![rsvp9146](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@rsvp9146](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsvp9146)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/56 "2003-07-09T17:28:57Z")
In Rear Endence Day, no joke ---
**Author:** ![Petey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Petey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petey)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/57 "2003-07-09T17:35:04Z")
Honey, I Blew Everybody ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/58 "2003-07-09T17:59:24Z")
Dude, Where’s my Dildo? Big Trouble in Little Vagina Brassiere to Eternity Cum and Cummer Presumed Impotent Batman in Robin Glad-He-Ate-Her ---
**Author:** ![Tree\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9dc877/32.png) [@Tree\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tree_Boy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/59 "2003-07-09T17:59:27Z")
Poundhog Day I remember seeing something a few years ago that was a bunch of animated shorts with the highlights being the spoofs on Gumby and the Smurfs. I don’t think I have ever laughed that hard before or since. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/60 "2003-07-09T18:18:34Z")
Bone-anza: Pounderosa (Part 2) The other descriptive literature on the cover was top notch, but I can’t remember/find what it said, exaclty. From a review: > [@](#): > > …the town’s mayor…is trying to run the Hardwright family off their land so that he can cash in on their property when the railroad comes to town. Gotta love those gay boys… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129.md?page=4)