# The greatest Porn titles that spoof real movie titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129 "2003-07-09T01:03:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/61 "2003-07-09T19:43:49Z")
Let’s not forget the classic **Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy**. Brings a tear to my eye, it does… ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/62 "2003-07-09T19:54:55Z")
**Deepthroat Island** - the title was actually censored on the cable system’s tv guide channel. It read, “D…throat.” ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/63 "2003-07-09T20:00:01Z")
Holy shite, I am **rolling**. There are some definite classics in here. **Itty Bitty Gang Bang** , **The Pudsucker Roxy** , **Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy** - my stomach hurts. May as well contribute another one that escaped me yesterday: **Do The White Chick** ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/64 "2003-07-09T20:04:07Z")
**Cockoon** **Close Encounters of the Turd Kind** **Blackdraft** **Howard the Fuck** **The Schlong-shank Redemption** **Jacob’s Bladder** ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/65 "2003-07-09T20:08:41Z")
Let’s not forget: Deep Impact Fire Down Below In & Out Every Which Way But Loose Howard’s End The Black Stallion Big Daddy Three Men and a Little Lady Shaft Oh, wait those are REAL movie titles! ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/66 "2003-07-09T20:28:05Z")
\*\*American Booty Dirty Pantsing “Water” World Humpy Old Men Sluts of Beverly Hills The Little Spermaid\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/67 "2003-07-09T20:39:39Z")
Blazing Zippers There’s Something Inside Mary ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/68 "2003-07-09T20:44:39Z")
Nominee for the most tortured attempt: Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/69 "2003-07-09T21:17:17Z")
\*\*Peeing there Gulp Friction Vampire in Brook-Lynn I know Who You Did Last Summer The Mighty Fucks Riding in Cars with Boys, and then Giving Them Handjobs While Parked Under the Interstate\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/70 "2003-07-09T22:19:10Z")
**A Midsummer Night’s Cream** No kiddng–it was listed in _Shakespeare Quarterly_! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/71 "2003-07-09T23:20:45Z")
Made up? Lube Lube 2:Hyperlube ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/72 "2003-07-09T23:30:58Z")
Hmm. I was actually going for titles you have actually seen, either on the shelves, in some rag mag (sorry), or on a preview channel somewhere. My examples all fit this category. But what the hell, it doesn’t really matter, does it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lethean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@lethean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lethean)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/73 "2003-07-10T00:31:57Z")
The Cunt for Red Cocktober ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/74 "2003-07-10T00:54:39Z")
So much porn, and no-one has mentioned: **Cliffbanger** ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/75 "2003-07-10T01:22:55Z")
Not long after _Space Jam_ came out, I was in a hotel room and noted that the porn playlist included **Face Jam**. ---
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/76 "2003-07-10T04:33:03Z")
I once saw an ad for a beach movie (based on the Annette Funicello/Frakie Avalon Movies): Beach Blanket Bango! (complete with hokey songs). Always wondered if it was any good. ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129/77 "2003-07-10T05:16:38Z")
I’ve seen **When Harry Wet Sally** laying around before. Always struck me as amusing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-greatest-porn-titles-that-spoof-real-movie-titles/187129.md?page=3)