# The gun and ammo hoarders may have been right

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 2, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837 "2017-02-02T18:31:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/21 "2017-02-02T20:18:54Z")

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> [@Blinkyandpinky](#):
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> It’s too late for you all.
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> We have such a head start on you, that there is simply no way that you can make up for the many decades of stockpiling that normal good Americans have been doing.
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> I especially like when the left resorts to violence or threatens violent actions or speaks of some sort of war, because that war would be hilarious and one of the shortest wars ever.

It’s nice to know ahead of time that if the government comes to take away the rights of those you don’t approve of, we will know which way _your_ gun will be pointing.

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**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/22 "2017-02-02T20:22:34Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> It’s good to see that 2nd amendment and 10th amendment are now gaining popularity among the left. Please remember your suppport in 8-12 years.

Personally, my new favorite amendment is #XXV.

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**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/23 "2017-02-02T20:28:26Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> [URL=“[Alan Alda - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000257/?ref_=tt_trv_qu)”] **Hawkeye Pierce:** I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash-and-carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even ‘hari-kari’ if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.

“It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two. And those who have not swords can still die upon them.”  
- Tolkien - The Return of the King

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/24 "2017-02-02T20:31:16Z")

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Given the numbers of people voting for Trump, I’m not really sure the average civilian stockpiling weapons is a particularly great thing to support. If there were to be some armed populace rising up, I’m not sure I’d count on which side they’d be on.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/25 "2017-02-02T20:34:00Z")

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> [@Blinkyandpinky](#):
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> because that war would be hilarious

Are we talking standup comedy routine hilarious, PG family movie hilarious, or what? You seem to be predicting a massacre, which, I have to say personally, doesn’t sound like a good 2 o’clock movie showing.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/26 "2017-02-02T20:43:17Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> Can we please not say “I told you so”
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> What the left never understood (even after Bush Jr.) was that the threat to democracy was never going to come from the left, it was going to come from the right and a significant portion of the hard core gun owners would welcome it.
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> Every liberal should be a gun owner. It will be too late when they start arresting congressmen.

That’s ridiculous revisionist history. The current threat to liberty and democracy is the far left.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/27 "2017-02-02T20:45:30Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> That’s ridiculous revisionist history. The current threat to liberty and democracy is the far left.

This is a silly post. You should do better than give in to silliness like this. I don’t know what exactly are all the threats to liberty and democracy, but it’s pat and juvenile and not credible to simplify the answer into something like “the far left”, which is rather diverse in any case.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/28 "2017-02-02T20:58:02Z")

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The biggest threat to liberty and democracy is crime … and crime at the highest levels of government … we need to start electing better congressmen … The Donald can’t appropriate the money for a military takeover, only Congress can … if the soldiers aren’t getting paid, maybe they won’t fight …

I kinda laugh at the comparisons to FDR … things were _really_ bad in 1933 … radical change could only make things better … today not so much …

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/29 "2017-02-02T21:05:51Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> [URL=“[Alan Alda - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000257/?ref_=tt_trv_qu)”] **Hawkeye Pierce:** I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash-and-carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even ‘hari-kari’ if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.

Hawkeye Pierce? The television character? The show’s writers would rather have the character commit suicide before he picks up a gun to defend himself, or others? In a war zone? Excuse me, in a police action zone? That’s interesting.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/30 "2017-02-02T21:07:58Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> That’s ridiculous revisionist history. The current threat to liberty and democracy is the far left.

I hate to agree with **Damuri Ajashi** , but he’s correct. ‘When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.’ We on the left have been warning of this for years and years, pointing to evidence of growing oligarchy and authoritarianism all the while.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/31 "2017-02-02T21:08:45Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Hawkeye Pierce? The television character? The show’s writers would rather have the character commit suicide before he picks up a gun to defend himself, or others? In a war zone? Excuse me, in a police action zone? That’s interesting.

How silly-a doctor that doesn’t like to shoot people.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/32 "2017-02-02T21:16:18Z")

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It is not uncommon for someone to have applied for status as a conscientious objector and then enter the military and train as a medic. As I recall, by some fluke Hawkeye was supposed to be Officer of the Day, which required that he carry a side arm.

Hotlips: I don’t know what a man like him is doing in the US Army!  
Radar: He was drafted.

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/33 "2017-02-02T21:17:57Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Hawkeye Pierce? The television character? The show’s writers would rather have the character commit suicide before he picks up a gun to defend himself, or others? In a war zone? Excuse me, in a police action zone? That’s interesting.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond\_Doss](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Doss)

Refused to carry a weapon or kill anyone.

Saved 75 wounded men in one battle.

Hero.

Yes it has happened in real life, not just on the tee-vee.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/34 "2017-02-02T21:18:45Z")

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You are conflating the TV Hawkeye with the movie Hawkeye. The movie version was much more nuanced.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/35 "2017-02-02T21:22:16Z")

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Also she called him a degenerated person

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/36 "2017-02-02T21:35:46Z")

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Elucidator wrote: “It is not uncommon for someone to have applied for status as a conscientious objector and then enter the military and train as a medic. As I recall, by some fluke Hawkeye was supposed to be Officer of the Day, which required that he carry a side arm.”

He had his right side arm and his left side arm.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/37 "2017-02-02T21:37:26Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I hate to agree with **Damuri Ajashi** , but he’s correct. ‘When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.’ We on the left have been warning of this for years and years, pointing to evidence of growing oligarchy and authoritarianism all the while.

If the left have been warning about authoritarianism then why is it that the left, until now, have been all about eroding constitutional barriers to federal power?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/38 "2017-02-02T21:46:07Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> If the left have been warning about authoritarianism then why is it that the left, until now, have been all about eroding constitutional barriers to federal power?

The Left haven’t been eroding Constitution barriers to federal power. We’ve been trying to prevent the type of authoritarian takeover we’re now witnessing, by trying to reign in corporatists.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/39 "2017-02-02T21:48:30Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond\_Doss](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Doss)
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> Refused to carry a weapon or kill anyone.
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> Saved 75 wounded men in one battle.
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> Hero.
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> Yes it has happened in real life, not just on the tee-vee.

And the subject of director Mel Gibson’s Oscar nominated new movie, \*Hacksaw Ridge. \*

Great story, great man. And I don’t mean Mel.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gun-and-ammo-hoarders-may-have-been-right/778837/40 "2017-02-02T22:02:04Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I am not shooting anybody. I’ll holler, I’ll snark, I’ll march and listen to Maya Angelou wannabes, take my lumps if I have to. But I’m not shooting anybody!

The Korean shopkeepers didn’t have to shoot anybody to prevent looting during the LA riots but they couldn’t have done it without guns.

And not everyone needs to shoot. Somebody’s got to make witty signs.

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