# The Hags of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460 "2000-05-13T23:00:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/241 "2000-05-18T07:50:38Z")
Dude, you’re sideways. So, what up GB? Do I pop a CH or an OH into my clever new sig? ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/242 "2000-05-18T12:07:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Dude, you’re sideways. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/243 "2000-05-18T12:58:46Z")
Erg! So much paperwork… ChrisCTP–Put an OH into that sig! ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/244 "2000-05-18T13:10:00Z")
…still hopefully awaiting official membership… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/245 "2000-05-18T13:51:02Z")
Do we get discount trips? Early bird movie specials? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/246 "2000-05-18T15:58:33Z")
**zyada** wrote: > [@](#): > > how about style maven? No, too common - I need something with _pizzaz!_ **Michi** wrote: > [@](#): > > I really need help in the fashion and style department. My wardrobe consists mainly of hospital scrubs. > > I’m five feet tall, 125 pounds. Shoulder length dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, light brown skin. I prefer a comfortable, casual look, mimimal makeup. Once I get my HAG “category”, I’d appreciate some tips in this area. Oh, darling, if you only usually wear scrubs then you _definitely_ need my help. And with stats like that - wow! We could knock some of these dweebie boys off their butts! 😃 **TopazAntares** wrote: > [@](#): > > _grins_ Hmm sounds nice. I’ll wear my jeans and t-shirts regularily and then I can wear that when its time to dress up. Do I need the heels though? I never really liked them and being 6’ tall I might make the other women jealous… oh what the hell. I got it I might as well flaunt it. That’s my girl! Besides, notice I said sensible heels - I don’t believe you _need_ to suffer for beauty. 😉 **Talkinsquirrel** wrote: > [@](#): > > I can be really romantic and I give great massages!! Careful, 'cause based on that picture, I might just take you up on that. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/247 "2000-05-18T19:15:05Z")
_cough_bump_cough_ I can’t let this thread die till I get my membership can I? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/248 "2000-05-18T19:20:19Z")
_cough_bump_cough_ I can’t let this thread die till I get my membership can I? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/249 "2000-05-18T20:15:03Z")
Esprix…since I’m the spokesmodel…I think I need a new look as well. I’m 5’6… size 7… long blonde hair and blue eyes… Work your magic… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/250 "2000-05-18T20:52:46Z")
Jess, if you need a new look, then I’m beyond help. 5’3 size 16/18 short, shaggy hair (currently red) green eyes pale, not pasty, skin fingernails bitten down…way down ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/251 "2001-06-12T14:44:50Z")
Just wanted to bump this old one before the big cleaning day. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/252 "2001-06-12T16:06:16Z")
Good move, Diane. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/253 "2001-06-12T16:19:59Z")
Whoa… this is back up here _grins_ Cool. _dances around in her dress and heels that Esprix gave her as she is a Sexy Hag_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/254 "2001-06-12T17:28:43Z")
before it’s too late, I’d like to submit my application for [big scary ass blonde hag](http://www.geocities.com/cindismojo/Bigscaryassblonde.html?992369895630) I’m particularly pleased with how mentally unbalanced I look. Thank you for your consideration. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460/255 "2001-06-12T20:26:20Z")
Scary Busty Redhead applying for membership in this exclusive club…email sent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hags-of-the-straight-dope/19460.md?page=12)