# The Haiku rant thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 29, 2006, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-haiku-rant-thread/370645 "2006-08-29T10:41:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-haiku-rant-thread/370645/101 "2006-09-01T15:05:19Z")
Why, thank you, **kayT**! [Fred is](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/551071507/2126469030000735275MlDpmQ) [frequently](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/551071507/2081036180000735275piCKRC) [freaky.](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/551071507/2147105730000735275DlTMIQ) [Many](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/549922534/2624260360000735275DsLwEJ) [expressions.](http://community.webshots.com/photo/549922534/2816170310000735275pkkzZo) ---
**Author:** ![sishoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@sishoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sishoch)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-haiku-rant-thread/370645/102 "2006-09-01T15:20:48Z")
Moving out of town Tomorrow sell belongings Must clean yard tonight Bargains to be had Low low prices on all furniture New wife wants them gone Dozens of T-shirts Nobody wants to be an ad For last year’s 5K ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-haiku-rant-thread/370645/103 "2006-09-01T20:42:23Z")
The Cubs baseball hopes, Leaves on a whispering ash Wither in Autumn [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-haiku-rant-thread/370645.md?page=5)