# The Happy Haiku Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547 "2003-10-25T20:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/281 "2003-11-15T18:21:28Z")
My dad buys _used_ cars But sadly with all of them, Their **engines** blow up ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/282 "2003-11-15T18:25:44Z")
exploding _engines_ well sounds like quite a good time but maybe **danger** ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/283 "2003-11-15T18:28:38Z")
_Danger_ do you think? How did you figure that out? You brainless monkey…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/284 "2003-11-15T18:30:28Z")
Woops, “brainless” is the new word. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/285 "2003-11-15T18:34:02Z")
i may be _brainless_ but at least i **remember** to embolden stuff ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/286 "2003-11-15T18:35:19Z")
i just cant italicise ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/287 "2003-11-15T18:52:38Z")
Yeah but **unlike** you I easily _remember_ How to use my brain ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/288 "2003-11-15T18:58:07Z")
**RCracer** can we not use this as a way to settle our differences _unlike_ and alike singular and **conformist** none exist alone ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/289 "2003-11-15T19:42:13Z")
Lonely _conformist_ **Couple** walking arm and arm Cold, wet, dreary day ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/290 "2003-11-15T21:44:29Z")
What a great _couple_ A man and a **woman** make Right in every way ---
**Author:** ![mambozzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@mambozzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mambozzy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/291 "2003-11-15T22:06:57Z")
But don’t you see that is the man and _woman_’s taste? There’s no **right** and wrong. You suggest that just Heterosexual **love** is _right_. How narrow. A taste means nothing concerning **morality**. _Love_ thy neighbor, man! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/292 "2003-11-15T22:27:12Z")
why no one respects **personal** _morality_ is beyond my mind ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/293 "2003-11-15T22:41:42Z")
_person_ality Ranges from one to the **next** It’s never the same ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/294 "2003-11-15T22:45:50Z")
there once was a thread called “predict the _next_ poster” wish it was not **gone** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/295 "2003-11-16T02:52:34Z")
Though it may be _gone_, It might be linked in future If not deleted ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/296 "2003-11-16T02:53:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sternvogel \* > \*\*Though it may be _gone_, > It might be linked in future > If not **deleted** \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/297 "2003-11-16T02:54:51Z")
Whoops, only **deleted** should have been bolded. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/298 "2003-11-16T03:01:59Z")
The mods _deleted_ a few **frivolous** threads. Oh well, nichevo. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/299 "2003-11-16T10:48:29Z")
_frivolous_ **humans** flit from one thing to others short attention span ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/300 "2003-11-16T10:50:49Z")
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