# The Happy Haiku Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547 "2003-10-25T20:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/21 "2003-10-26T22:29:40Z")
_video_ and audio the transmitable senses smell and **touch** come when? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/22 "2003-10-26T22:53:36Z")
It’s all in a _touch_ So the saying goes; but what **Exactly** means that? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/23 "2003-10-26T23:33:54Z")
**Milk** , I would like some I don’t know _exactly_ why Maybe it’s the cow ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/24 "2003-10-27T00:08:08Z")
\*Milk of magnesia? Oh, sorry; **breastfed** only for our **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/25 "2003-10-27T00:10:19Z")
:smack: Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![mambozzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@mambozzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mambozzy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/26 "2003-10-27T00:55:31Z")
Ozzy was _breastfed_ **Freud** said that is why he can’t Count syllables ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/27 "2003-10-27T01:08:54Z")
_Freud_ – was he a fraud? Revisionism cuts him down From **demigod** size. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/28 "2003-10-27T11:16:19Z")
heavenly revolt causes _Demigods_ to spring out of the **woodwork** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/29 "2003-10-27T12:34:34Z")
the nasty termites sit and **munch** on the _woodwork_ while we buy poison ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/30 "2003-10-27T12:55:31Z")
_munch_ we feast on earth **destroying** our resources how long can it last? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/31 "2003-10-27T14:22:19Z")
All hail the dread Shiva _Destroying_ worlds, **triumphant** Mankind lies prostrate ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/32 "2003-10-27T14:25:41Z")
_triumphant_ism georse w bush loves it although he **denies** ---
**Author:** ![mambozzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@mambozzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mambozzy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/33 "2003-10-27T15:47:39Z")
I can’t help but say: _Denial_ ain’t just a stream Running through **Egypt** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/34 "2003-10-27T17:18:27Z")
_Egypt_ entices; **Sphinx** and pyramids astound. Ancient silence reigns. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/35 "2003-10-27T23:23:26Z")
_Sphinx_, ancient riddler Travelers in the **wasteland** Must answer or die. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/36 "2003-10-28T01:56:20Z")
The Who had a **song** We call it Teenage _Wasteland_ That wasn’t its name ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/37 "2003-10-28T02:12:22Z")
A _song_ on her lips, Little Red Riding Hood went To meet **lupine** fate. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/38 "2003-10-28T03:57:00Z")
A werewolf transforms into _lupine_ form when there is a full **moon** out. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/39 "2003-10-28T04:00:13Z")
Mysterious _moon_ Luna, Selene, white **goddess** Ghostly gleams above. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/40 "2003-10-28T04:52:30Z")
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