# The Happy Haiku Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547 "2003-10-25T20:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/481 "2003-12-09T22:20:28Z")
What are we _making_, what do we think we’re doing with this world wide **web**? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/482 "2003-12-10T01:55:23Z")
_Web_ spun from deceits, why do we weave these falsehoods? Despair follows **suit**. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/483 "2003-12-10T02:33:53Z")
My _suit_ was **mangled** , Cuffs, shoulders, ripped to pieces. It won’t get my clothes. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/484 "2003-12-10T02:38:43Z")
_Mangled_ metaphors Can be quite **funny** indeed So can Spoonerisms. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/485 "2003-12-10T04:41:22Z")
“_Funny_ You Should Ask” A movie from the **Sixties** [Seems to have few laughs](http://film.mainseek.com/-8602-8602-0-Funny-You-Should-Ask.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/486 "2003-12-10T04:50:03Z")
I was not alive during the _Sixties_. My **point**? I really have none. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/487 "2003-12-10T05:19:58Z")
_Point_ me toward the door I really must be going Twenty-three **skidoo**! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/488 "2003-12-10T17:01:15Z")
Twenty three _skidoo_ What more can be said on this? It is **time** to go… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/489 "2003-12-12T05:01:23Z")
This thread’s _time_ is up. Or so it would appear. Thanks, **BigDaiv** , for the **fun**! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/490 "2003-12-12T06:22:19Z")
_Fun_ in the sun, babe. Let’s set sail for **adventure**! The blue awaits us… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/491 "2003-12-12T06:27:29Z")
Yes. Thank you all for a wonderful time. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/492 "2003-12-12T17:10:25Z")
well it was fun while it lasted one last haiku methinks but no link. What an _adventure_ Thank you for immense great fun This thread, I enjoyed [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547.md?page=24)