# The Happy Haiku Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547 "2003-10-25T20:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/41 "2003-10-28T17:33:28Z")
Ancient lore abounds _Mythology_ lies beneath **Perceptions** today. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/42 "2003-10-28T21:29:56Z")
_Perceptions_ screwed up by media fallacies when will **madness** end ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/43 "2003-10-28T21:39:11Z")
_Madness_ all around **Sanity** battered by brute Force of foolishness. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/44 "2003-10-28T21:47:22Z")
_sanity_ stolen foolishness reins absolute **stupidity** rules ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/45 "2003-10-28T22:13:01Z")
_Stupidity_ reigns among frat **brothers**. All they want is to get laid. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/46 "2003-10-28T22:14:57Z")
_Stupidity_ reigns Where minds refuse to open **Knowledge** brings freedom ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/47 "2003-10-28T22:18:42Z")
_Brothers_ in haiku! _Knowledge_ I must i **mpart** now: Ms. Brother I am. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/48 "2003-10-28T22:18:57Z")
speaking is _knowledge_ listening is true **wisdom** where is the middle ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/49 "2003-10-28T22:23:32Z")
The wise sage _imparts_ _Wisdom_ to those who will seek True **enlightenment**. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/50 "2003-10-28T22:30:40Z")
the wise **sage** is one who has their _enlightenment_ but who truly has? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/51 "2003-10-28T22:58:17Z")
_Sage_ in the spice rack Pears and **plums** in the fruit bowl Food for thoughts of yore ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/52 "2003-10-28T23:04:41Z")
Sugar _plums_ delight: **Holiday** treats for Christmas. Any other time? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/53 "2003-10-29T03:28:16Z")
_Holiday_ comes soon, evil and **delight** ; how nice! Tricksters beg of you. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/54 "2003-10-29T03:53:16Z")
His poems _delight_ **Whimsical** , thoughtful, playful, Full of bovine manure. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/55 "2003-10-29T04:10:38Z")
Caller ID Sucks. _Whimsical_ heavy breathing Fun on **Tuesday** night. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/56 "2003-10-29T04:13:48Z")
_Tuesday_ awaiting, **love** shall implode hearts entwined. I whisper sweetly. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/57 "2003-10-29T04:23:41Z")
It’s not your fault, friend. We all get _love_ on the brain. **Habits** can’t be broke. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/58 "2003-10-29T04:28:35Z")
_Habits_ **enslave** us Onward we trudge in our ruts Never looking up. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/59 "2003-10-29T13:49:28Z")
society _enslave_s traps us from the truth of life how do we **escape** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/60 "2003-10-29T13:57:15Z")
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