# The Happy Haiku Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547 "2003-10-25T20:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/61 "2003-10-29T14:00:40Z")
who are the _chosen_? what is their **purpose** in life? who can answer this? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/62 "2003-10-29T14:09:24Z")
We have no _purpose_. Illuminati rule us From their **secret** lairs. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/63 "2003-10-29T14:16:58Z")
_secret_s aren’t harmless but the **truth** can be as bad where is the middle? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/64 "2003-10-29T14:26:17Z")
_Truth_ is, it’s raining I must go now to clean **muck**. Could my life hold more? ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/65 "2003-10-29T23:02:49Z")
the _muck_ is always dragged for no apparent **reason** why can’t muck be left? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/66 "2003-10-29T23:47:02Z")
The _reason_ that muck Must be raked is that sometimes **Sordid** truth must out. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/67 "2003-10-30T02:38:32Z")
_Sordid_ lies and thighs, gripping, grasping where they may. Your **heat** becomes you. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/68 "2003-10-30T02:49:22Z")
_Heat_: in summer, foe; **Prostrates** in sweat-drenched woe. In winter, so welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/69 "2003-10-30T02:50:24Z")
_Heat_ coach Pat Riley Resigns just before season Shock in **Miami** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/70 "2003-10-30T03:37:07Z")
_Miami_ Vice: once The **hottest** show on TV Now nobody cares. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/71 "2003-10-30T09:10:41Z")
who likes the simpsons? are they the _hottest_ **program**? or is it others? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/72 "2003-10-30T17:18:15Z")
Cults _program_ the minds Of searchers after some **truth** Their truth is evil. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/73 "2003-10-30T18:11:39Z")
the _truth_ of the cults is quite simply **ignorance** that is repackaged ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/74 "2003-10-30T19:29:58Z")
“_Ignorance_ is bliss”: What **foolishness**! More often Grief is the result. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/75 "2003-10-30T19:34:45Z")
_foolishness_ takes over when true knowledge is **ignored** never forget this ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/76 "2003-10-30T20:10:10Z")
Prudent words _ignored_ Become **recriminations** A bitter harvest. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/77 "2003-10-31T03:12:30Z")
_Recriminations_ **Assail** me for thread-bumping? Poof! Done anyway. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/78 "2003-10-31T17:27:59Z")
_assailed_ by liars i didn’t do what they say i, falsely **accused** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/79 "2003-10-31T19:58:40Z")
_Accused_ of dreadful Crimes, the miscreant cried, “It wasn’t my **fault**!” ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/80 "2003-10-31T20:27:16Z")
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