# The Happy Haiku Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547 "2003-10-25T20:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/141 "2003-11-04T20:07:53Z")
I _glimpse_ a new thread! Of remarkable **boners** In coding replies. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/142 "2003-11-04T21:41:32Z")
**Beavis** to Butt-Head: “Heh-heh, _boners_ are funny, I’m getting one now.” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/143 "2003-11-04T23:29:42Z")
Butt-Head _munched_ upon Some phallic object; _Beavis_ Made **annoying** sounds. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/144 "2003-11-05T05:47:30Z")
Am I _annoying_ The mods by **bumping** this thread? But it’s so much fun! And besides, it’s not like I’m the OP. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/145 "2003-11-05T07:04:29Z")
Not just your _bumping_, **Old** EddyTeddyFreddy, It’s on [Threadspotting](http://www.straightdope.com/). ---
**Author:** ![twasnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@twasnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twasnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/146 "2003-11-05T07:17:56Z")
Some of you can’t **count** to five never mind seven _bumping_ head might help _bumping_ in to **walls** is a stupid thing to do you just won’t get through and now for a little extra: now pick your poison your choices are walls or count maybe one with each put your guns away americans hate the truth and the world hates you I don’t think that’s true there must me someone out there that just dislikes you I am just teasing don’t get all bent out of shape most of you are good ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/147 "2003-11-05T13:40:23Z")
It’s on Threadspotting??? When I nominated it Could only hope… YAY!!! **twasnow** , I can _count_ At least to fingers’ extent; Must **head** meet _wall_ now? ---
**Author:** ![twasnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@twasnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twasnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/148 "2003-11-05T18:03:59Z")
leader of the world _twasnow_: the new _head_ of state bow down and **worship** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/149 "2003-11-05T20:45:07Z")
_Worship_ the wise; Snigger behind the back of The **boastful** buffoon. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/150 "2003-11-06T18:39:05Z")
when one is _boastful_ one **loses** sight of the truth try not to boast much ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/151 "2003-11-06T19:36:58Z")
Masterful haiku was posted here. I always _loses_ to **hamsters**. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/152 "2003-11-06T20:39:46Z")
“release the _Hamsters_\*” those **fateful** words boomed of doom “the hamsters? eaten” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/153 "2003-11-07T03:14:56Z")
_Fateful_ was Frodo’s Ring quest. Middle-Earth **trembled** On destruction’s edge. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/154 "2003-11-07T20:07:32Z")
the earth shook, _trembled_ with a **tremdous** loud bang the behemoth lives ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/155 "2003-11-07T20:15:34Z")
_Tremendous_, looming Out of the mists of time, **nightmare** : Tyrannosaurus rex. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/156 "2003-11-07T20:27:41Z")
_nightmares_ come to me in day in night the **horrors** they came and took me ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/157 "2003-11-07T20:50:33Z")
Ol’ Rocky _Horror’s_ **transvestite** attire did shock. Do the time warp again. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/158 "2003-11-07T21:00:48Z")
“He’s a _transvestite_?” “No, a cross dresser. Lack of **hyphen** is crucial.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/159 "2003-11-07T21:06:54Z")
is there _hyphen_ in the word no one? NO NO no hyphen those **word** s ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547/160 "2003-11-07T21:29:01Z")
Bad black dress on fat man **Unshaven** _transvestite_ legs Pumps or mules for him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-haiku-game/209547.md?page=9)