# The Happy, Happy MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 15, 2013, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545 "2013-07-15T10:08:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/181 "2013-07-18T10:39:09Z")

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**{{{Cheryl}}}**

On a side note, we share a name. O\_o

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I’m going to start today with the same attitude I started yesterday: It will be a good day, dammit. That went well until the Emperor of the Universe showed up yesterday. But I forgive him because he’s from South Carolina and they don’t know how to act down there. _halo smiley_

Also: Daft Punk on my mp3 player. It is ridiculous how happy this is making me. I seriously love the Discovery album. [Especially this song](http://youtu.be/K2cYWfq--Nw).

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/182 "2013-07-18T10:49:02Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

I wonder why Loki never got a day of the week? After all he did help Thor get his hammer back.

It’s 75 degrees outside with a projected high of 95. I don’t need to go out today and I probably won’t. Although we really do need to go grocery shopping.  
Maybe I need to hit the cracker aisle and see all these goldfish flavors.

Today is going to be irk irk irk.

I’m getting old, I don’t even know what a Daft Punk is.

Thank you for the lyrics **Sticky** , now my earworm is complete.

{{{ **Cheryl** }}}

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/183 "2013-07-18T11:12:43Z")

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Blurf.

Last day at work before vacation. I hope it goes well.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/184 "2013-07-18T11:13:31Z")

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Well, that’s a relief - the check engine light was because the gas cap on the car wasn’t secure. So yay. 😃 \*\*FCD \*\*is on his way. And so far, the only 2 crabbers on the list have already been monitored this month, so unless someone else decides to go out, it’ll be an easy day for me.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/185 "2013-07-18T11:28:07Z")

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{{ **Cheryl** }}

Ugh- I have to go up North for a trustee meeting this weekend- I didn’t realise it was then, and I’d finally managed to make plans to meet up with a friend who’s always busy, and I haven’t seen in ages, just before he disappears ‘til mid August. Bah. It’s going to be an overly long trip as well, as there’s rail works, so I’m going to be getting diverted via somewhere in bleedin’ Wales.

Oh, and I didn’t get the job for yesterday’s interview… he did say it was basically just the spreadsheet exercise which someone else did much better on, and I knew I’d messed that up.

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**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/186 "2013-07-18T11:33:29Z")

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Morning all,

I hate my job. I want to quit but I can’t. I am trapped.

That is all.

P.S. I did remember to bring in the tomatos.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/187 "2013-07-18T11:36:51Z")

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> [@Jynxster](#):
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> P.S. I did remember to bring in the tomatos.

To throw at your coworkers?

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/188 "2013-07-18T12:00:32Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Well, that’s a relief - the check engine light was because the gas cap on the car wasn’t secure.

Here in New Jersey, we can even blame _that_ on somebody else. 🙂 But I once left my gas cap on top of my car somewhere in Virginia and then drove away … for some reason, my 1992 Hyundai Excel didn’t seem it was worth a check-engine light.

**{{{{{Cheryl}}}}}** Thanks for coming in to let us know, and I’m terribly sorry for your loss.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/189 "2013-07-18T12:04:37Z")

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blurf

Hockey camp tonihgt, frulb!😃

{{{{ **Cheryl** }}}}

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/190 "2013-07-18T12:08:48Z")

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_“At least she didn’t suffer, but she was only 49 and she’d promised to love me forever. This was not supposed to happen and I’m devastated.”_

I’m so sorry to hear of her passing, **Cheryl** , and am going back now to read some of her posts. Thanks for letting us know.

lieu

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/191 "2013-07-18T12:24:23Z")

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**(((((Cheryl)))))**, I’m sorry for your loss. I remember her posts, she was a sweet and kind person and will be missed here.

It’s hawt out again, I left the office windows wide open last night when I went home so at least this morning it wasn’t quite so stifling in here but it’s warmed up again very quickly.

Luckily I am out of here until Tuesday so I will have four glorious days of sunshiney exploits and, even better, three nights of air-conditioned hotel bliss! Off to Antwerp for two days and then Brussels for two days, then back to work on Tuesday which I’m not looking forward to quite so much.

Oh, and did I mention I has a blurf?

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/192 "2013-07-18T12:30:03Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Well, that’s a relief - the check engine light was because the gas cap on the car wasn’t secure. So yay. 😃 \*\*FCD \*\*is on his way. And so far, the only 2 crabbers on the list have already been monitored this month, so unless someone else decides to go out, it’ll be an easy day for me.

That happened to me a while back.  
I felt so dumb but these new fangled gas caps suck. You think they are on and they’re not.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/193 "2013-07-18T12:39:30Z")

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We’ve just received an e-mail that tomorrow will be Crazy Hawaiian Shirt and Funny Hat day. Seriously? I mean, I can win some money, but _seriously???_ I think maybe they’re trying to make up for pissing everybody off with the flip-flop ban.

I think I’m going to make a crazy hat out of flip-flops.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/194 "2013-07-18T12:50:58Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> I think I’m going to make a crazy hat out of flip-flops.

Good plan!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/195 "2013-07-18T13:11:28Z")

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\*\*Drae \*\*- I’d be left out if I worked with you - I don’t own any Hawaiian shirts, crazy or otherwise, nor do I have a funny hat. That would really upset me if I was the type of person who cared to play such reindeer games. Right up there with wear-your-team-jersey-day - just go ahead and leave out those of us who don’t worship at the altar of sports… :rolleyes:

I really hate attempts to make the workplace “fun” - if I enjoy my job, I don’t need that crap, and if I don’t much like my job, such silliness won’t help. It’s probably a good thing that I’m out of the workforce. 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/196 "2013-07-18T13:14:52Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> No, it’s their new flavor, they just didn’t update their website yet. Lookie [here](http://food.pyropixie.net/?p=1357)

mmmm - cat treats . . . 😉 😃

for all - my .sig

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/197 "2013-07-18T13:29:10Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*Drae \*\*- I’d be left out if I worked with you - I don’t own any Hawaiian shirts, crazy or otherwise, nor do I have a funny hat. That would really upset me if I was the type of person who cared to play such reindeer games. Right up there with wear-your-team-jersey-day - just go ahead and leave out those of us who don’t worship at the altar of sports… :rolleyes:
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> I really hate attempts to make the workplace “fun” - if I enjoy my job, I don’t need that crap, and if I don’t much like my job, such silliness won’t help. It’s probably a good thing that I’m out of the workforce. 😃

I feel pretty much the same way. The e-mail said it was to “take our mind off the heat.” Like anything could do that. The guys in the warehouse have been working all week without the benefit of air conditioning, and I seriously doubt sweating up a Hawaiian shirt is going to make them feel any better about it.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/198 "2013-07-18T13:50:44Z")

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Belated blurf.

\*\* {{{Cheryl}}}\*\*

In DC today at a job related conference. DC is Teh Blech…

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/199 "2013-07-18T13:58:49Z")

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I have discovered a new pet peeve. People who write “awe” instead of “aww.” I realize the latter may not actually be a word, but it is certainly not the former so cut that shit out. You are not in awe of my kitten picture, it is an average kitten picture of an average kitten that just happens to be cute.

Homophones are _hard._

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-happy-happy-mmp/663545/200 "2013-07-18T14:03:00Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> IYou are not in awe of my kitten picture, it is an average kitten picture of an average kitten that just happens to be cute.

‘Kitten’ and ‘average’ in the same sentence? Twice?

I’m too offended to respond. ☹

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