# The (he he...) COLDFIRE Consecutive Thread Name Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202 "2000-01-28T17:03:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202/1 "2000-01-28T17:03:00Z")

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When?  
Who?  
How?  
Why?  
Where?  
What?

## I thought it deserved a thread of its own. Any more?

**Coldfire**

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202/2 "2000-01-28T17:05:00Z")

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Could You Pee With Someone Watching? They Can.  
Yippee Skippee! I did it!

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202/3 "2000-01-28T17:05:00Z")

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It took me 10 minutes to do it, and it only lasted about 3…

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202/4 "2000-01-28T20:41:00Z")

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## Let’s all do the Gratuitous Coldfire Dance Happy Dance, everyone… How? Where? When? And for how many twinkies?

Also worth mentioning is

Signs you’ve been online too much:  
Interstellar Conspiracy Theory

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202/5 "2000-01-29T01:22:00Z")

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What tattoo would you get?  
Where?

Have we beaten the Egyptians at mummification?  
When?  
And for how many Twinkies?

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-he-he-coldfire-consecutive-thread-name-thread/13202/6 "2000-01-29T02:29:00Z")

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Coldfire…::gentle cough::…you forgot one:

Huh?

Veb