(Can’t claim credit – some “People” caption writer did it first.)
Poor Tom Sizemore – it’s just one damn thing after another for him. Link (of the time-sensitive persuasion; scroll down).
Anyone want to speculate as to the direction of the causality chain on this?
Seriously, though, priapism can be excruciatingly painful. A friend of mine suffered from this condition, and it’s no joke.
I was getting my “oooh, lemme help you out with that big boy” joke ready to go, until I got to the rigging hidden video cameras up part. Ick! Bad Tom, very very bad!