# The "HIDDEN" Thread! UNEXPOSED! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606 "2004-06-10T05:25:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/41 "2004-06-11T17:25:37Z")
Trip over that pile of suck-up you left around? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/42 "2004-06-11T17:50:03Z")
> [@Snakespirit](#): > > The thread itself is right inbetween > ā€œ[Is chirac a criminal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=257927)ā€ and > ā€œ[Please help identify this film](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=257925)ā€ - so, what IS IT??? Until **Lynn** cleared it all up, I assumed it was a spam message to get us to buy the new line of films from the Girls Gone Wild crew: JACQUES CHIRACā€¦UNCENSORED!!! Watch as Jacques downs body shots with Tony Blair and enters a Wet T-Shirt Contest in Cancun. Gape as Jacques, at Mardi Gras, shows his thong to a crowd of slathering frat boysā€¦AND THEN RIPS IT OFF !!! Watch in stunned horror as Jacques makes out with not one, but two other hot world leaders in a hotel bathroom!!! IF YOU LOVED GIRLS GONE WILD, YOUā€™LL WET YOURSELF OVER JACQUES CHIRAC UNCENSORED!!! Buy it online today for onl ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/43 "2004-06-11T21:52:34Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Trip over that pile of suck-up you left around? šŸ˜› I was thinking a pile of slightly used a socks, but whatevers. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/44 "2004-06-12T10:22:20Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > Iā€™m also damned absentminded. I INTENDED to tell just what thread it was (sort of a religion poll, as **mkl12** said, started by a returning troll), but I got distracted and left the room for a few seconds. When I came back to the post, I had forgotten my intentions. I checked my post for grammar and spelling mistakes, submitted it, and went on to other things. > > I donā€™t know if itā€™s old age, the medications Iā€™m taking, or just too many low-blood-sugar episodes, but Iā€™m getting much more forgetful lately. My bite is just as nasty as ever, though, so I am assured of a place on the staff as long as I can remember who Iā€™m supposed to bite from one moment to the next. I can relate, Lynn. Just that I didnā€™t think you were in my age category šŸ˜ƒ However, all this bullshit abouit posts being cut off in the mid ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/45 "2004-06-12T12:40:34Z")
Well, Iā€™ve never had that pr ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/46 "2004-06-12T12:53:30Z")
Funnyā€¦Lynn is the only one so far who hasnā€™t been cut off. Dopers, I think we found the person behi ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/47 "2004-06-13T08:23:23Z")
Since Iā€™m a relative new doper, things like that wonā€™t happen to mmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/48 "2004-06-13T17:57:19Z")
You know this cutoff thing is getting a little ol Hey who are you? Whatā€™s that your holding? Ohā€¦I see. Well you never take me aliveā€¦ You must be warned, the secret doper assassin is [b **Go back to your regular schedules, fellow dopers. Your message board is now in control.** ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606/49 "2004-06-13T18:38:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Ah, but did you listen to it? I didnā€™t have a chance. By the time I got home, there was a disheveled guy with five daysā€™ beard growth, messy hair, and a stink of booze and vomit, standing on my doorstep. As soon as he saw me, he ran up to me, gave me a hug, screaming, ā€œThank you, thank you, thank you for being the first person on Earth to buy my album!ā€ Made me feel sortaā€¦ yā€™knowā€¦ special. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hidden-thread-unexposed/249606.md?page=2)