# "The Higgs boson differentiates into infinite sexual energy"

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087 "2012-08-01T18:48:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087/1 "2012-08-01T18:48:26Z")

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That’s from the random [Deepak Chopra quote generator](http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). It takes random words, sorted by part of speech, from his Tweets and cobbles them into pseudo-deep pronouncements. Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087/2 "2012-08-01T18:56:00Z")

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Thanks, but I’m a little let down. The faux-Chopra axioms are banal, rather than absurd.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087/3 "2012-08-01T19:27:01Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Thanks, but I’m a little let down. The faux-Chopra axioms are banal, rather than absurd.

You don’t enjoy discussing banal sex?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087/4 "2012-08-01T19:50:33Z")

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Who knew that the [head of Canada Post](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/careers/careers-leadership/deepak-chopra-a-seismic-shift-from-paper-to-pixels/article4210382/?page=all) had such wide interests?

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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087/5 "2012-08-02T14:59:32Z")

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“The Higgs boson differentiates into infinite sexual energy”

Naturally. Without mass you can’t tap that ass.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-higgs-boson-differentiates-into-infinite-sexual-energy/630087/6 "2012-08-03T13:02:53Z")

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> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> You don’t enjoy discussing banal sex?

More fun just doing it. But of course you have to ask whether she likes banal.