Perhaps all the experimental runs that did produce Higgs Bosons collapsed into alternate universes and were not detectable in this one.
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Damn! I bet those headlights could vaporize a small town.
Or, every time we detect the Higgs, that universe ceases to exist (and us/them with it), and spawns an alternate universe where we have the data, but when we run the experiments again, it’s not where we expect it. So we look elsewhere, find it, then we/they cease to exist branching off yet another alternate universe… okay, I’m scaring myself…
STOP THE LHC! :eek:
The Higgs bassoon does not exist.
How about the contrabassoon then?
Whatever else there may be about the Higgs bosun it is not mundane or pointless.
Many of the replies to this thread are real JHS Valley Girl/Boy shit, though.
I read an article recently in which someone made the argument that the Higgs boson travels backward in time to prevent its discovery. Anyone know what I’m talking about, and care to reassure me that this is in fact complete baloney?
ETA: http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/is-a-time-travelling-higgs-sab.html
Didn’t the Higgs boson travel backwards through time to prevent its own discovery?
The Higgs Boson is dead.
Signed: God.
God is dead.
Signed: The Higgs Boson.
The Higgs Boson does not exist, but yo’ momma so fat, she has mass anyway.
or: Yo momma so massive, she’s got a Higgs bosom.
Jenaroph, you’re a bit late to the party girl.
If you were the Higgs boson/bosom/buffoon/bassoon/BoBob, would you want to reveal yourself, in all your Higginess?
Put it this way: The balonosity of that hypothesis is inversely proportional to the concentration of THC in one’s blood.
That wasn’t late to the party, that was theft of an existing phrase to complete a yo momma joke.
So, what yer saying is… The Higgs likes to party…
Right on!
It’s the Higgs Bodaughter particle that is good at hiding its weight.
They’ve been looking for the wrong one!