# The History Channel errors

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 1, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777 "2008-03-01T22:24:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/61 "2012-06-25T05:34:20Z")

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And the Brits never followed through on what they entered the war for in the first place: The sovereignty of Poland.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/62 "2012-06-25T15:59:32Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> And the Brits never followed through on what they entered the war for in the first place: The sovereignty of Poland.

To be fair, they wanted to, but there was an enormous bear sleeping in the middle of it.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/63 "2012-06-25T16:33:19Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> They became those ‘Commies’ when:
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> 1)They annexed the portion of Poland they conquered in 1939 as well as the Baltic States and the northern portion of East Prussia
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> 2)They installed puppet states in the nations they ‘liberated’ and executed the leaders of the democratic factions in these countries
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> 3)They committed massive crimes against humanity at the end and in the period immediatly after the end of the war. They ethnically cleansed many a region in Eastern Europe; they considered anyone (POW, a kidnapped slave laborer, etc) who has been exposed to Germany or the West in general a criminal and shipped millions to Gulags; they used German POWs and kidnapped German civilians to rebuild cities.
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> Really the Soviets were no better than the Nazis and they committed exactly the same 4 war crimes that were prosecuted against the Nazi leadership at Nuremberg. While it was important to have them as allies in the defeat of Hitler, the way that we accommodated them and turned a blind eye to their crimes is something of a black eye for the West.
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> For Eastern Europeans, WWII really didnt end until 1989 and the dissolution of the USSR and their puppet states.

Yes, I know all that stuff. Except that my father survived being shot down by the Luftwaffe, only to die in the crash of a bomber 10 years later. So I’m a Cold War Orphan (according to the US Government), not an orphan of WWII.

All the Cold War evils shouldn’t erase the memory of Stalingrad–which is what my statement was referring to…

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/64 "2012-06-25T18:05:20Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Well, technically (one might argue) it wasn’t a _world_ war until all the major powers took a side.
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> What bugs me is the casual suggestion that D-Day was the beginning of the end of the war in Europe. It was certainly a major aggravating element, but I’d cite Stalingrad as the turning point.

Well, not that I disagree with you, but this is not so much a factual error as a difference in interpretation, really.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/65 "2012-06-25T19:06:58Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> True, but the History Channel does unload some whoppers now and then. They have a recurring bit with someone who’s supposed to be a carrier commander (and thus should know better) who says Midway was the first battle in which the two opposing fleets never saw each other, only each other’s aircraft.

Watch it again: This same knucklehead (why did they use him as some kind of historical expert??) also said that the U.S.S. Langley (CV-1) was also converted from the U.S.S. Jupiter, a cruiser.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/66 "2012-06-25T19:27:56Z")

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Maybe he commands a Carrier air conditioning franchise.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/67 "2012-06-25T19:43:27Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Maybe he commands a Carrier air conditioning franchise.

😃

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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/68 "2012-06-26T12:21:49Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I love the idea of the Brits going “How dare those Yanks say that WWII didn’t start until they were in it, as clearly WWII started as soon as WE were in it!”.

Considering the British sort of got the rest of their Empire involved in pretty short order, I think they’ve got a far stronger case for the kick-off date than the US.

Even without Japan and the US involved, people were already thinking “Oh dear, here we go again” in most of Europe and their colonies/dominions in 1939.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/69 "2012-06-26T12:59:13Z")

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> [@mlees](#):
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> Watch it again: This same knucklehead (why did they use him as some kind of historical expert??) also said that the U.S.S. Langley (CV-1) was also converted from the U.S.S. Jupiter, a cruiser.

The Langley was converted from the Jupiter, or was your point that the Jupiter was a collier, not a cruiser? Could that not have been a mis-speak?

Like the famous song about the Bismarck with guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees, when is should be the other way around?

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/70 "2012-06-26T14:24:08Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> The Langley was converted from the Jupiter, or was your point that the Jupiter was a collier, not a cruiser? Could that not have been a mis-speak?
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> Like the famous song about the Bismarck with guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees, when is should be the other way around?

Collier was the point.

In thinking about it further, I realised that the _Independence_ class U.S.S. Langley was a light carrier built on a _Cleveland_ class (cruiser) hull, and that maybe he got his wires crossed. But with him screwing up about Midway being the first battle in which neither surface forces sighted each other, I was in no mood to be charitable. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-history-channel-errors/439777/71 "2012-06-26T20:43:06Z")

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I’m not sure if it was on Monsterquest, Chasing Bigfoot, The Legend of Bigfoot, Searching for Sasquatch or Testing Bigfoot, but they had a footprint with three toes and everybody knows an 8 foot primate couldn’t possibly run as well as Bigfoot does with just three toes. Mistake or HOAX!

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