# The Horrific Evils of CrushLink.com

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 15, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470 "2001-11-15T05:17:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/1 "2001-11-15T05:17:30Z")

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I know there have been a few threads about [CrushLink.com](http://CrushLink.com) on the board in the past, usually posted by someone who got an email and was wondering which Doper was responsible. This isn’t like that. I’m not asking which of you are responsible because I know that none of you are.

(Er, I mean none of you have crushes on me. Of course you’re all _responsible_. 🙂 )

Anyway, after writing a lengthy email to CrushLink and telling them that I think they are spammers, I thought of a fun guerilla tactic. I have now added to my crush list the following addresses:  
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[li]webmaster@crushlink.com[/li][li]admin@crushlink.com[/li][li]root@crushlink.com[/li][li]CrushMaster@crushlink.com[/li][li]alias@crushlink.com[/li][li]mail-daemon@crushlink.com[/li][li]mailer-daemon@crushlink.com[/li][li]nobody@crushlink.com[/li][li]postmaster@crushlink.com[/li][/ul]  
I tried countless more, but these were the ones that it accepted as valid email addresses. I figure they deserve some of their own spam.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/2 "2001-11-15T06:28:04Z")

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Well, I will certainly be adding them as my crushes, the bastards. My g/f sent me one last year, and I am STILL being bombarded by them.

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Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!  
~I played that disc that you had given me, and I shut my eyes, swear I could hear the sea… -Better Than Ezra

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**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/3 "2001-11-15T06:42:41Z")

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I’m impressed, BlackKnight. That’s both hilarious _and_ practical. I believe I will join you on your crusade.

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/4 "2001-11-15T07:31:36Z")

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…And their “hints” suck ass, and you have to sign up for spam to get them!!!

_storms off in a huff_

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/5 "2001-11-15T18:16:52Z")

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Cool! I think I’ll also join your crusade! I got one the other day, but I just deleted it.

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**Author:** ![slowhand53](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@slowhand53](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slowhand53)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/6 "2001-11-15T18:29:03Z")

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oh i have to add my name to the list of people that need to do this

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**Author:** ![Tabeitha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b3f665/32.png) [@Tabeitha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabeitha)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/7 "2001-11-15T18:42:20Z")

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Oh I am soooo there. I hate these damn e-mails.  
Guess who has a crush on you? Here’s a hint: there are letters in their name. Need another hint: there could be vowels in the name. What a crock, if I ever find out who’s responsible for my name being put on that list we are going to have a long painful experience.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/8 "2001-11-15T21:27:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jcmckaig \*  
> **My g/f sent me one last year, and I am STILL being bombarded by them.**

Let me get this straight–if you have a crush on someone, you send this crushlink thing, which only pisses them off by spamming them for the rest of their lives. Great idea. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![bobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@bobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobo)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/9 "2001-11-16T00:29:32Z")

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not to point out the obvious… well ok, to point out the obvious…

assuming crushlink is running any kind of halfway decent mail daemon, I’m certain they have (or atleast will have in about 10 minutes) a filter that throws any mail to root (et al) from crushlink other than allowed addresses right in the old bit bucket

basically… if the sender line of the header is not in an aproved list, the mail gets copied right to /dev/null

still a cute idea… and who knows, maybe they don’t have any talented people there that would remedy this ironic action with 1 minute of work.

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/10 "2001-11-16T00:51:18Z")

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Argh, someone sent me one of thse and I feel for it. I put several email addresses I kow to be dead but valid and got the useless hints but I wasn’t going to sign up for a damn spam list. I’m forty frickin years old, I don’t need grammar schoool games.

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/11 "2001-11-16T01:09:00Z")

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When you hear something that sounds like a good idea, like crushlink, and then you experience the reality of using it (spam), that’s one of those situations that show that old ways are sometimes best. Sure, I could use crushlink, but I prefer to remain a stalker.

(For the humor-impaired, {which in this case may be the author of this post}, I in no way advocate stalking. As far as you know.)

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/12 "2001-11-16T11:58:19Z")

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Their domain registration lists the email address [counsel@CrushLink.com](mailto:counsel@CrushLink.com) - you might want to add that to your list.

Give serious thought to [abuse@rackspace.com](mailto:abuse@rackspace.com) - their host. This is nothing more than a shifty way to harvest email addresses.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/13 "2001-11-16T12:38:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nutty Bunny \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by jcmckaig \*  
> > **My g/f sent me one last year, and I am STILL being bombarded by them.**
> 
> Let me get this straight–if you have a crush on someone, you send this crushlink thing, which only pisses them off by spamming them for the rest of their lives. Great idea. :rolleyes: \*\*

Just for the record, I broke up with her BECAUSE of stupid things like that. I swear, if I ever get another [bluemountain.com](http://bluemountain.com) e-card, I’m gonna puke.

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**Author:** ![BarbieOrBritney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@BarbieOrBritney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarbieOrBritney)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/14 "2001-11-16T14:36:29Z")

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I feel your pain. And why is it that I always get the same hints? “Your crush has 5 letters in his/her first name, and 3 in his/her last name!” Well guess what, asshole spammers? **I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH A NAME LIKE THAT.** I seriously do believe that once you have been Crushed, you’re Crushed For Life. I like to think of CrushLink as a little stalker boy…one who thinks it’s _fun_ to give you a runaround and annoy you to no end.

However, a much better bet at [ECrush.com](http://www.ecrush.com). Plus it’s got horror date stories, what more could you ask for? (In terms of online crushdom, that is…)

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-horrific-evils-of-crushlink-com/93470/15 "2001-11-16T14:50:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jcmckaig \*  
> Just for the record, I broke up with her BECAUSE of stupid things like that. I swear, if I ever get another [bluemountain.com](http://bluemountain.com) e-card, I’m gonna puke. \*\*

I hear ya. I get an e-card from my sister-in-law at least once a week, but I would have to divorce my husband to break up with her. Hmmmmm-not a bad idea.
