# The hot and soggy MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 8, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929 "2013-07-08T10:39:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/261 "2013-07-12T22:18:56Z")
It was reported on the local news tonight that _Sharknado_ was such a success last night that SyFy will do an encore showing next Thursday. Setting the DVR to capture this turdfest… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/262 "2013-07-12T22:28:09Z")
**Drae** I do that because I am teh evulllllllllllll!!! 😃 Pizza has been ingested and I made a batch of cheese thingies to take tomorrow because JDD’s mom lurves my cheese thingies and it’s her bday celebration. Also have my outdoor cooker sittin’ out in the garage along with a propane tank to take up there tomorrow. It’ll be a N.O.L.time thing so we’ll be back at da cave by late afternoon which is fine by me. **Apes** the thing is, Booger King Whoppers really ain’t good but sometimes ya just gotta have one anyways. Oh and that third picture is the one you show her prom date. It keeps thunderatin’ all around but no rain/tstorm/apocalypse as of yet. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/263 "2013-07-12T22:44:04Z")
**Rosie,** have you eaten all your cookies yet? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/264 "2013-07-12T22:57:56Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > **Rosie,** have you eaten all your cookies yet? 🙂 oh yes! days ago! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/265 "2013-07-12T23:22:51Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear;16467565Oh and that third picture is the one you show her prom date. [/QUOTE] You are One Evile Georgian Bear. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/266 "2013-07-13T00:08:23Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You are One Evile Georgian Bear. > 🙂 Lol ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/267 "2013-07-13T00:19:04Z")
What? It’s a rule that every parent must have one really embarrassin’ baby picture to show said baby’s prom date. 😃 **Sari** FWIW I empathize with you re the house huntin’. I hates it I does! I’ve done it three times, ok, really two because the third time I had da cave built brand new, and I might do it one more time. Or not. Maybe I’ll just let the next move be to the nursin’ home. OYKW and sis have promised me it’ll be a nice one. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/268 "2013-07-13T00:37:25Z")
Thanks to educational films, I now know what to do when I’m [Beginning to Date](http://archive.org/details/Beginnin1953). The first line of this fine moving picture? “Gee, things are happening!” I am not making this up. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/269 "2013-07-13T01:08:34Z")
Mmm, just found a dollar in my bass clarinet case. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/270 "2013-07-13T01:21:38Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Mmm, just found a dollar in my bass clarinet case. 🙂 Party at **Midget’s** place! She’s rich! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/271 "2013-07-13T01:45:18Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > Thanks to educational films, I now know what to do when I’m [Beginning to Date](http://archive.org/details/Beginnin1953). The first line of this fine moving picture? “Gee, things are happening!” > > I am not making this up. **Spaz** one of the most important things I learned from this film from the boy prospective (provided one is a heterosexual boy which da bear is not. **WHAT??? SWAMPY’S GAY!!!** cause well, that just never gets old) is, one shoold ask out girls at least **A foot taller** than you are. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/272 "2013-07-13T01:51:24Z")
Hey! I just found out the most shocking news! **swampbear** is gay! He hides it so well! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/273 "2013-07-13T01:52:30Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Hey! I just found out the most shocking news! **swampbear** is gay! He hides it so well! Gray. Do not forget your consonants. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/274 "2013-07-13T02:02:49Z")
I’m Gray! I’m Gay! Most days I remember to wear my underwear inside my pants! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/275 "2013-07-13T02:10:25Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I’m Gray! I’m Gay! Most days I remember to wear my underwear inside my pants! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/276 "2013-07-13T02:26:23Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Baby pics, she is growing so fast! > [Happy Girl](http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/asahlin2/20130712_160109_zpsaace36d5.jpg) > [Silly Girl](http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/asahlin2/20130710_102536_zpsa8138b93.jpg) > [Clean Girl](http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m217/asahlin2/20130710_105442_zpsbc1a47d1.jpg) VERY cute baby. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/277 "2013-07-13T02:41:05Z")
Thanks **Sean** ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/278 "2013-07-13T09:33:44Z")
Blurf!!! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/279 "2013-07-13T10:26:00Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I’m Gray! I’m Gay! Most days I remember to wear my underwear inside my pants! Been listening to Madonna again, have we? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/280 "2013-07-13T10:39:14Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I’m Gray! I’m Gay! Most days I remember to wear my underwear inside my pants! This just begs to be embroidered in a throw pillow… 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 \*\*FCD \*\*is on his way. I asked him to call me as he crossed each state line, so about half an hour after he left, he called me from Virginia… :rolleyes: Yes, I’m married to a comedian. Barring traffic or weather issues, he should get to his folks’ place by 7-ish this evening. This means I’m home alone without adult supervision, probably till Thursday or Firday. Naturally, I will run amok, doing such crazy things as spot-cleaning the carpets, running a few loads of laundry, and perhaps buying peaches and making jam!!! :eek: The house is open because it’s amazingly cool this morning - mid-60s!! It won’t last, but I’ll enjoy it while I can. Major heat wave is about to move into the area by the middle of the week. ick. I figure I’ll be closing the windows again long before noon. When it finally dries out, I’ve got mowing to do. The ditch looks like a short jungle. And when the sun and warmth hits, I expect the weeds and grass to double in height and density. Maybe I should get a loaner goat… Meanwhile, time to caffeinate. Happy Saturday!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929.md?page=15)