# The hot and soggy MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
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**Created:** [July 8, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929 "2013-07-08T10:39:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hot-and-soggy-mmp/662929/189 "2013-07-11T15:03:58Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> . But, yes, we’re going to Tommy on July 26. Third row, center. \*\*BBBobbio \*\*- it’s the theater group in LaPlata, not the one by you.

Please report back. I got this bad mental picture of some June Cleaver type with the typical church choir voice doing the Acid Queen. It ain’t pretty but its funny as Hell.

I saw a community version of Fiddler on the Roof where the Tevia was this Dolly Parton clone with histories worse fake beard and an almost falsetto voice. I had to leave or risk laughing out loud surrounded by her assorted family and friends.

**FROM LAST WEEK**

> [@This Is The MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-mmp/662330/120):
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> Homemade vodka? Wow, I’m afraid trying to perfect that process would probably drive me to drinking. How many times do you filter?

Seven or eight. More than that is just show. My entire setup is glass and when I can get them I use the old German “heritage” potatoes so the taste is pretty clean. I actually started adding liquid smoke and flat cola to make a sort of rye for non-family members. The smoke sort of warns the drinker “beyond this point there be dragons”.

**lieu and swampykins**

Give me a days warning and either or both of you are welcome. I’ll kill the fatted calk, stuff him with the fatted pig - stuffing him with the fatted lamb and smoke us up a killer mammalian version of a turduckin!

My apologies to all. From home my dial-up has been so slow I haven’t been able to visit the Dope and from work has just been too busy. Darn boss. I actually did productive things once and now he expects stuff like that all the time. Consider me once or twice a week for the near future.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I got the fisheries job! Happy Dance!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Training on Weds, and I start on Monday. 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

So now everything you do will be on porpoise? 😛

**WIKI** - my prayers and best to you and all.

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