# The "how much did Sharon show in Basic Instinct?" & various movie dirty bits thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 4, 2006, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338 "2006-04-04T23:34:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/21 "2006-04-05T14:27:50Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I’m betting there will be no crotchage, no displays of the squish. [/QUOTE] The “Squish”? THE SQUISH! But, but, that my cat’s name. Ewwwwwwwwww :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/22 "2006-04-05T14:39:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Quote: > Originally Posted by Least Original User Name Ever > She taught it to speak? > > Lordy, that woman is one HELL of an actor, i tells ya. > > You’ve never heard of Vagina Monologues? ahem: [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/) [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190780/](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190780/) Prioving: 1.) There’s a movie about practically _everything_ 2.) I have a perverse memory./ ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/23 "2006-04-05T14:42:50Z")
Check out [Celebrity Movie Archive](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/) for all your “acting” needs. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/24 "2006-04-05T15:19:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sam Stone] The only real ‘dirty bits’ shot I can think of from a mainstream movie was a shot of Susan Blakely getting out of bed in **Capone**. The one with Ben Gazarra, not Robert DeNiro. [/QUOTE] Now **that** was a crotch shot. I remember that movie for just that reason. It’s not like it had anything else going for it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/25 "2006-04-05T18:13:57Z")
[QUOTE=WOOKINPANUB] The “Squish”? THE SQUISH! But, but, that my cat’s name. Ewwwwwwwwww :eek: [/QUOTE] He didn’t tell you of his burgeoning career as celebrity, ahem, body double? ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/26 "2006-04-05T18:32:59Z")
[QUOTE=Gozu Tashoya] He didn’t tell you of his burgeoning career as celebrity, ahem, body double? [/QUOTE] Well, I did kind of wonder why she was so eager to let me shave her. ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/27 "2006-04-05T18:50:34Z")
I had a similar experience with **Dressed to Kill**. I had seen most of it on TV and was curious to see the whole thing. The shower scene at the beginning has some hot body double shots subbing for Angie’s tatas and “the squish”. I was a little embarrassed as I’d rented it with my mum, and hadn’t expected that level of nudity. No biggie of course, and sadly the movie was a little disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/28 "2006-04-05T20:43:16Z")
Another flick that threw me with some thrown in nudity was **Love Actually**. For a safe english comedy they had a couple scenes with two porn film stand-ins that looked pretty graphic. Even a side view of her riding him and you can make out his naughty bits as she goes up and down. I actually wanted to have my 66 year-old mother see this film since it’s pretty funny but she doesn’t take to those graphic scenes too well. I’ll tell her to watch for it on regular TV (edited). ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/29 "2006-04-05T21:12:58Z")
Helen Hunts “wet tshirt” scene in “As Good as it Gets” was pretty eyeopening when I saw it as a teenager. Anne Hatheway’s boobs in “Brokeback Mountain” was pretty unexpected although I had already watched them in “Havok”. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/30 "2006-04-05T21:21:32Z")
Ever see **Iris**? Most of the film is the sad story of Alzheimer’s disease destroying Dame Judi Dench as Iris Murdoch. However, the younger Iris is played by Kate Winslet, who starred in Titanic. Iris’s eventual husband cracks open a door to see her naked and happily astride her once-a-week lover. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/31 "2006-04-05T21:44:57Z")
[QUOTE=WOOKINPANUB] But, but, that my cat’s name. Ewwwwwwwwww :eek: [/QUOTE] You have a pussy named Squish? :dubious: Hey, dig that cat [Squish.](http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-03-30-covais_x.htm) (link may not be sfw). ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/32 "2006-04-05T21:45:14Z")
With the aid of modern screen-capture technology, it’s possible to discern a bit more than pubes in the BI beavershot. My recollection of my one viewing of the flick left me a bit underwhelmed as well, but a friend of mine swore up and down that some Penthouse-quality muffage lurked in those shadows. I was incredulous. He emailed me a link. If you blow it up real big…yep, there she is, sorta. Don’t get all excited, it’s nothing you’d think twice about seeing in even the tamest of today’s nudie mags…that is, if their photographers lacked all compositional skill and the lighting was poor. I’m not gonna link to the image. It’s out there, and you know how to use google, damnit. When BI is digitally remastered, released on BlueRay and viewed on a 60" plasma HDTV, it’ll be, like, 1 second of soft-core porn, heaven be praised. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/33 "2006-04-05T21:49:24Z")
[QUOTE=JPen] You **don’t** even want to know about the ping-pong balls [/QUOTE] Actually, I’d like to see Sharon Stone do the ping pong ball trick. It’s getting old having Halle Berry doing the ping pong ball trick in my room every day… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/34 "2006-04-05T21:52:50Z")
[QUOTE=WOOKINPANUB] The “Squish”? THE SQUISH! But, but, that my cat’s name. Ewwwwwwwwww :eek: [/QUOTE] Oh yes. The squish. I may have to steal your cat’s name for my next animal. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338/35 "2006-04-05T21:55:41Z")
[QUOTE=Loopydude] With the aid of modern screen-capture technology, it’s possible to discern a bit more than pubes in the BI beavershot. My recollection of my one viewing of the flick left me a bit underwhelmed as well, but a friend of mine swore up and down that some Penthouse-quality muffage lurked in those shadows. I was incredulous. He emailed me a link. If you blow it up real big…yep, there she is, sorta. Don’t get all excited, it’s nothing you’d think twice about seeing in even the tamest of today’s nudie mags…that is, if their photographers lacked all compositional skill and the lighting was poor. I’m not gonna link to the image. It’s out there, and you know how to use google, damnit. When BI is digitally remastered, released on BlueRay and viewed on a 60" plasma HDTV, it’ll be, like, 1 second of soft-core porn, heaven be praised. [/QUOTE] You know…we guys… …we cling to whatever we can get, sometimes… …and it’s not even sad! It’s just a fact of life. It’s just adding to this endless boob/squish visual repository in my melon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-how-much-did-sharon-show-in-basic-instinct-various-movie-dirty-bits-thread/351338.md?page=1)