# The 'I didn't make the list' thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228 "2000-08-13T23:57:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/41 "2000-08-14T15:28:26Z")
I only made one list. Can I whine too? Maybe I’m just not prolific enough. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/42 "2000-08-14T15:36:10Z")
Aha, you’ve made my list more than once. What are you damning everyone to hell for? Sheesh! 😉 I don’t get on the lists either. Well, I made a few guys crush lists, but that was because of Sassy, actually. _She_ took the picture of me that appears on the People Pages, and ended up making me look better than I actually do! I can’t damn anyone to hell anymore. Several Dopers actually showed up at my house on Saturday! That makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Of course, I could just be hung over. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/43 "2000-08-14T15:42:19Z")
List, schmist. I certainly don’t need to be on some silly list to feel good about myself. No siree. Right? Anyone? Anyone? Damn you all to Hell for leaving me out! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/44 "2000-08-14T17:30:07Z")
**damn you all to hell I was left out** ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/45 "2000-08-14T17:31:17Z")
Well, no one ever noticed me either… (but then again maybe it’s because I don’t deserve it… there’s nothing particularly special about me) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/46 "2000-08-14T19:00:17Z")
But you ARE on the list! Where the hell have you people been? Don’t you read anything around here? Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/47 "2000-08-14T22:49:16Z")
Byz who is on what list? To what list do you refer? I want to be on a list dammit. Screw all these other losers…if I can just get on one list then I will soar above these other poor bastards. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/48 "2000-08-15T01:39:32Z")
aha, you were on MY crush list! Jeez! You’re also on my: Favorite Aging Rock Star List Favorite Guys Who Got Cecil To Say Hi To Me List Favorite Shameless Beggars List Favorite Guys Who I Wish Had Taught Music At My School When I Went To School List Favorite Guys With Really Short Usernames List But I guess _my_ lowly opinion doesn’t count for diddly anymore. Wah! ---
**Author:** ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/49 "2000-08-15T02:15:04Z")
I’m not on any list. I tell myself it’s because I’m too new to have gotten noticed yet, and that’s OK, but that excuse is only going to be good for another couple months. **mojo57** : get this, a few weeks ago we were at a picnic playing Giant Soccer (i.e. soccer with a 4-ft-diameter ball) with a bunch of little kids. I was the last person taller than 4 feet to be picked. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/50 "2000-08-15T02:25:32Z")
Hey Persephone! You’re on MY list! How could you not be after that great party??? Of course, Mrs X is at the top of my list. Aside from all that, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! I’M NOT ON A LIST!!! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/51 "2000-08-15T02:25:58Z")
I’ve been on this board for less than a week so I don’t expect to be on anyone’s list, but here I am. _claims to fame_ - IRL my nickname is vrooooom - i can recite racing facts from the past five years without blinking and i know a nascar driver almost personally and am related to another one … this does me no good here but it might be good somewhere else - i got a 1520 out of 1600 on my sat and a 33 out of 36 on my act - i can play the thunder rolls by garth brooks on acoustic guitar perfectly - i can play almost anything by ear if you don’t mind it sounding like crap the first few times - i have three first names ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/52 "2000-08-15T03:08:02Z")
**TVeblen** said: > [@](#): > > Typing very quickly, I share all of MysterEcks’ personal qualities except the creativity to list them. \ At least you can type very quickly. I’m terrible at that. > [@](#): > > Lots of people here seem suprisingly receptive, sexually speaking, to squished fauna. If I used a sig, I’d ask if I could appropriate that for it, Veb. **xploder** said: > [@](#): > > Of course, Mrs X is at the top of my list. \ So _you’re_why she divorced me… ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/53 "2000-08-15T10:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\ ***xploder** said: > > > [@](#): > > > > Of course, Mrs X is at the top of my list. > > \ So _you’re_why she divorced me… \*\* Damn Straight Buddie… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/54 "2000-08-15T13:29:58Z")
I’m the original wallflower. I get ignored my diseases. Women run screaming from me. Kids avoid me. Cats and Dogs slink away. Plants wither in my presence. Oh well… at least they say Hi on IRC. I mean, techchick talked to me once. 🙂 And all the others. They said hi. Doesn’t that count for something? Really? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228/55 "2000-08-17T04:33:10Z")
**xploder** said: > [@](#): > > Damn Straight Buddie… Here, tell her she forgot this. \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-didnt-make-the-list-thread/29228.md?page=2)