# The "I have a crush" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891 "2000-12-16T11:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/181 "2000-12-21T20:48:50Z")
“impeccable…ness” 😃 You’re **so** darn cute, struuter! ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/182 "2000-12-21T20:56:56Z")
You’re the ness of impeccable ogre. Oh, Orion007 gets a crush from me, and stupendous man, and the other C+H guy. I think we should organize a doper Calvinball game. Meet me at Mt. Washington at midnight! Bring sports equipment and a Mask! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/183 "2000-12-21T21:07:17Z")
Thanks Totoro! You do not in any way, shape, or form resemble a Pokemon. I promise! 🙂 And you’re cuter than an Ogre. Start a Calvinball thread. I wonder how well it would do… ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/184 "2000-12-21T23:37:16Z")
Thank you sir, I think I’ll take you up on that offer… just how to do it? Would it be like everyone is on teams? Then we write to say what we’re doing? Sounds good to me… I’ll start a team thread. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/185 "2000-12-22T01:38:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, not like _I_ have one… but if I did… everyone calls him Johnny Based on her sig, I’d have to say **Byzantine**. Oh yeah, and for her comments in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51300). 😉 :o ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/186 "2000-12-22T01:42:39Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Well, not like _I_ have one… but if I did… everyone calls him Johnny > > Based on her sig, I’d have to say **Byzantine**. Oh yeah, and for her comments in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51300). 😉 :o OOPS! I mean [THIS thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50262)! :o ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/187 "2000-12-22T02:20:40Z")
Hmm, I apologize for not being on in awhile. I’ll fill y’all in on another thread. In the meantime, some crushes I need to get offa my chest . . . **screech-owl** : Need I say more? **Falcon** : How _you_ doin’? I’ll sees _yous_ in New York! **SwimmingRiddles** Fascinatingly deep. Like, wow. . . **Mega the Roo** Raar baby, raar! More to come . . . Tripler ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/188 "2000-12-22T07:57:38Z")
I can attest to Ogre’s impeccablness - he hasn’t even smooched me yet _Grins_ not through my lack of trying though. Thought I would get in first _smooches Ogre_ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/189 "2000-12-22T19:14:15Z")
Wow. I actually got mentioned! Cool beans! 🙂 I’m married to the dearest, sweetest man, who loves me so much. \ \< **MrBear** , for any who may not know yet\> So, I’ll just list some of the posters I like, in no particular order. **pipefitter** miss you, pal **VestalBlue** bestest friend **maidenunicorn** also bestest friend **Bratster** as always **Danielinthewolvesden** dear friend, and fun to flirt with on here too **dpr** even though I haven’t heard from you since I sent you that pic of me. ☹ **Jester** _Blush_ thanks! Love ya too! **Ogre**'cuz you’re so sweet, and you give good ogrecrushes…er, I mean ogre hugs.😉 **Falcon** you’re a good friend **weirddave** ditto, my friend **Tally-Ho** _blink_ _Blush_ thanks! I like you too **Totoro**'cuz you seem like a nice person **techie** sweet soul **Coldy** thanks, pal **DRY** yummy voice on the phone 😉 **lurkernomore** I know, I owe you an email **all the Houston Dopers** can’t wait to see y’all again **all the Dallas Dopers** ditto and many more that I don’t have time to list right now. hopefully I will later. and, hopefully, you know who you are, my friends ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/190 "2000-12-22T23:10:07Z")
Well, I might be said to have a crush on two of the very nicest sweetest ladies here- Purplebear & Scotti. However, i have such a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng line to stand in. \ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/191 "2000-12-22T23:28:43Z")
(((((Ogre))))) I wish I could list all the folks I’ve got crushes on. But since I’m married…well, the only one I can admit to is **aha,** because my husband knows who he is. 😃 But there’s lots. Lots & lots & lots. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/192 "2000-12-23T06:47:41Z")
This isn’t even the Smooch-o-matic thread, but who am I to keep a lady waiting? 🙂 You may consider yourself well and truly Ogre-SMOOCHED, **wyldelf**! Oh, and here’s another, just in case the first one didn’t take. **SMOOCH** And because I was unforgivably remiss in neglecting to mention **purplebear** , let me just say that I’ve never even met you, but I can tell you’re one hell of a lady, and that you now have a gol-card membership to Ogre’s Crush Hall of Fame (such as it is. ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/193 "2000-12-23T06:49:02Z")
That would be a gol **d** card membership. Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/194 "2000-12-23T07:03:41Z")
\ (I’m doing a lot of sighing tonight.) Four pages and not one mention. I tell myself it is because of my unavailablity–why waste your love on one who cannot return it? Please do not burst my bubble and tell me there is another reason. I like that one. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/195 "2000-12-23T07:06:29Z")
By God, I’ve got a huge, uncontrollable crush on **dropzone** , and I don’t care who knows it! Um, well, not really, but here’s a hearty handshake. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/196 "2000-12-23T07:17:52Z")
I think you were mentioned more than once at [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49098&pagenumber=1) thread, you shrinking violet you. And watch out for those Ogre-hugs, they’re doozies. ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/197 "2000-12-23T07:36:03Z")
dropzone, you’ve nailed it. That distant look in your eyes, that cool, aloof air about you, well, it positively screams “I know you want to possess me! But no! You cannot have me!” So the masses of crushed women who _would_ be piled up at your feet like so many squirrels in the park, begging for the Frito Crumbs of Love you might toss our way, instead skitter away, heartbroken and empty, only to be smooshed under the tires of an SUV. Damn you, dropzone! Damn you all to hell! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/198 "2000-12-23T07:57:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\*\ (I’m doing a lot of sighing tonight.) > > Four pages and not one mention. I tell myself it is because of my unavailablity–why waste your love on one who cannot return it? Please do not burst my bubble and tell me there is another reason. I like that one. \*\* I know how you feel **Dropzone** , except in my case, my low post count pretty much means nobody knows about me, and I’m currently availible. Still, it does rankle a bit. Well, I’ve got a crush on you (and many, many others, the names of which I won’t get into due to the fact that I’m afraid I would leave somebody out. Yes folks, the list is that vast). ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/199 "2000-12-23T07:59:07Z")
Anyone who can come up with "the Frito Crumbs of Love " automatically goes to the top of my list. MikeG. Cool dude. Good taste. Hearty handshake. Danielinthewolvesden, a peck on the forehead for your 3,000 post… by a raptor :😉 (Hot raptor sex!) And for all the D’ohs in Doperville, a pile of X & O ses. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/200 "2000-12-23T08:12:47Z")
Ladies, let me intro somebody who should need no introduction (but could use a Christmas crush). Corv is a Canadian, which means his family won’t be stripped of his toys when he dies. Which is really a long time away. He has a decent spyglass, and is willing show young dopers of the female persuasion Cassiopeia and what the W means. Pinky; as a matchmaker, batting .420 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=11)