# The "I have a crush" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891 "2000-12-16T11:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/201 "2000-12-23T15:32:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyone who can come up with "the Frito Crumbs of Love " automatically goes to the top of my list. Note to self: Dr. Pinky gets a big ol’ bag of Fritos for Valentine’s Day. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/202 "2000-12-24T15:16:10Z")
I don’t have any… if I did, that would make my boyfriend mad!!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/203 "2000-12-24T15:27:35Z")
Have I mentioned Euty? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/204 "2000-12-24T16:34:36Z")
Did I mention evilbeth? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/205 "2000-12-24T19:34:03Z")
Oh my god! I was actually put on someones crush list! Thank you so much PurpleBear! Wah **HOOOO!** ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/206 "2000-12-25T01:31:13Z")
It should go without saying, but I have a head-tingling dopey-grinned crush on **Silver Fire** , my birthday twin and all around classy gal! And since I’m here, **Spider Woman** enchants me with her spider tree. Something sexy about a woman that can tie you up lickity split! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/207 "2000-12-25T01:45:15Z")
Awww… Thanks, thinksnow! 🙂 (BTW, silent\_rob: Just two days ago I was dancing around my room in my underwear singing along to Britney Spears’ “Sometimes”. Music tastes?? 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/208 "2000-12-25T09:56:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\*Ladies, let me intro somebody who should need no introduction (but could use a Christmas crush). > > Corv is a Canadian, which means his family won’t be stripped of his toys when he dies. Which is really a long time away. He has a decent spyglass, and is willing show young dopers of the female persuasion Cassiopeia and what the W means. > > Pinky; as a matchmaker, batting .420 \*\* Heh. Thanks Pinky!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/209 "2000-12-26T13:21:56Z")
I’m tingly all over! And I’m glad you liked my tree! ----:)/ x o x o ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/210 "2000-12-28T17:34:02Z")
So where is **Byzantine** , anyway? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/211 "2000-12-28T20:01:00Z")
Well THERE you are! Sheesh! I was trying so hard to be subtle, Johnny… And I can see that we are perfect for each other; however, you’ll have to move here as I hated living in LA! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/212 "2000-12-28T20:43:14Z")
Well, sortof, its non sexual. My crush lives farther away, and doesn’t post here. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/213 "2000-12-28T20:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > you’ll have to move here as I hated living in LA! 🙂 Aw, but I have me heart set on the Pacific Northwest! (I also _hate_ Los Hideous.) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/214 "2000-12-28T21:02:09Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Persephone \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Note to self: Dr. Pinky gets a big ol’ bag of Fritos for Valentine’s Day. > > 😉 > \*\* 38 days & counting… ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/215 "2000-12-28T21:16:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > Aw, but I have me heart set on the Pacific Northwest! > > (I also _hate_ Los Hideous.) \*\* And OUR heart is set on HAVING you here, too! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/216 "2000-12-28T23:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > And OUR heart is set on HAVING you here, too! Thanx, **Scotti**! My sis and I are putting the house we inherited up for sale on January 2nd. Although I have plans for that money (investing it for a few years to get enough money to buy a used Schweizer 300 helicopter), I’ll probably quit my job and just move up to the Bellingham area. I’m sure I can find _something_ if I’m local! (And there’s always the chance that after I move, my company will realize how valuable I am! 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/217 "2000-12-29T03:32:58Z")
vanilla – hey! You smell like sugar cookies, don’t ya? Yum! And I like you in a non-sexual, lez be friends sorta way too… 😉 Johnny L.A. – well, Utah is North and West… see, there you go! And I’m close to the airport; another bonus! See, I just look better and better all the time! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/218 "2000-12-29T04:10:37Z")
I gather that I can deduce from her lack of response that Byz is not impressed with my newly revealed secret crush! Well, that’s okay, at least Euty loves me! ::sniff, sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/219 "2000-12-29T06:13:05Z")
It might be said that I have a teeny-tiny crush on **Chique** , but only when we snuggle 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/220 "2000-12-29T06:14:09Z")
evilbeth – aw, see what happens when my mother comes to town? I forget about the folks that LUST after me! Darn it! And you should know that I’ll always love you and your silly eraser! You nut! You are like Una to me; I’ve permanently infected you with the Byzantine virus… I’m like herpes. (If you don’t get the joke see this thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52281&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52281&pagenumber=2) ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=12)