# The "I have a crush" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891 "2000-12-16T11:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/241 "2001-01-01T11:07:38Z")
I feel so very unloved. Five pages and not a mention of me, _sigh_ Oh well, I’ll give you all my list anyway… Dire Wolf, I’ll never forget the pillow fight thread, that was fun Corvus and Dyno, because the last word thread and the jello pit were just the greatest, and you’re great guys. Bear\_Nenno, even if he does think I’m jail bait, love ya honey Disembodied head, you know I’d love to hate you, but I love you anyway, despite everything you’ve done. Alchasehy, you know I won’t forget you ever, honey. This semi-scrawny white guy at school with the prettiest blue eyes that I gave a certain bear that we named McMurphy, he is the sweetest, most gentlemanly guy that I know, I’d go out with himin a heartbeat, but of course, every other girl caught on to his wonderfulness after I did so he could just be pimpin’ it now. _whimper_ Zenster, just because you’re so cute when your ideas don’t work out. That’s all for now, I’ll be back later. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/242 "2001-01-02T05:56:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Mr. Mauvaise? _sigh_ > > Why is it that the good ones are always married, or otherwise unavailable? (Most of the ladies I flirt with, the ones in my sig, etc, etc, are married. And even my favorite, who’s not married, prefers someone else on the boards). ☹ > > How could she possibly?! Must be a lack of taste. 🙂 And I don’t know if I’m one of “the good ones”, but there ya go again with that flattery. ::fans self:: Is anyone else getting warm?\*\* No one else is getting warm, I’m afraid. Certainly not _me_. As to why my favorite prefers another, who can say? Certainly it’s not my prerogative to question another’s preferences. Don’t worry, you’re definitely one of “the good ones”. \*\* > [@](#): > > And even nicer ‘meeting’ _you_ 🙂 \*\* Bless you, kind lady! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/243 "2001-01-02T12:56:01Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by DRY \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > ::fans self:: Is anyone else getting warm?\*\* > > No one else is getting warm, I’m afraid. Certainly not _me_.\*\* You’re not?! Damn! ::makes note to self: must improve flirting techniques:: ::strolls over to DRY and whispers something in his ear:: 😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > Don’t worry, you’re definitely one of “the good ones”.\*\* What a nice thing to say, I just want to give you a hug! Before we turn this thread into a mutual admiration hijack, did you ever get my email? \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > And even nicer ‘meeting’ _you_ 🙂 \*\* > > Bless you, kind lady! \*\* Neither kind, nor a lady, I just calls them as I sees them 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/244 "2001-01-02T17:17:34Z")
my (incomplete) list : \*\* LIONsob \*\* Yes still, after all these years ! \*\* Casdave \*\* He’s just so sweet, plus he put me on his list. \*\* Revedge \*\* I don’t know, I just like him. \*\* PoopahChalupa \*\* (sp ?) He’s another sweetie. \*\* UncleBeer \*\* nuff said \*\* Coldfire \*\* pant, pant, pant. I’ll be back with more later, I need a cold shower now. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/245 "2001-01-08T19:10:25Z")
I know I shouldn’t revive this thread, but I do have a crush on a certain new poster, who I will not name now (I don’t know if she’d want me to yet). She knows who she is. Her computer isn’t working right now, so she won’t get to the boards for a few days. I’m posting this now just in case she does a search for stuff I’ve said when she comes back. Sort of like a little prize. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wolf189](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@wolf189](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf189)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/246 "2001-01-08T21:15:41Z")
yeah i’ve got a “crush”… but if i told ya it wouldn’t be a secret now would it? (i always felt that crushes needed to be kept secret so as to better fester and eat away at your insides till you are the youngest kid in high school with an ulcer) wolf189 (but can i have a crush on someone and be in love with them as well?) ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/247 "2001-01-09T09:59:30Z")
I’d like to state for the record that I now officially have a crush on **Android**. Also, he didn’t vomit on my shoes once. I know, I know, I’m moving an old thread, but, dammit, it HAD to be said! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/248 "2001-01-11T06:00:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*You’re not?! Damn! ::makes note to self: must improve flirting techniques:: > > ::strolls over to DRY and whispers something in his ear:: 😃 > > Neither kind, nor a lady, I just calls them as I sees them 😉 \*\* [hijack] [sub]I’m hijacking a flirting thread to talk about serious stuff? What’s wrong with this picture??[/sub] I would like to publicly thank you, **Mauvaise** , for being so supportive of me, during my time away from the boards. Public thanks also to **GolfWidow, Guinastasia** and **Grace** (what is it about the letter “G”?) for their support! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/249 "2001-01-11T12:54:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > **[hijack] > [sub]I’m hijacking a flirting thread to talk about serious stuff? What’s wrong with this picture??[/sub]** You need to polish the same skills as I do? 😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > I would like to publicly thank you, **Mauvaise** , for being so supportive of me, during my time away from the boards.\*\* You are _more_ than welcome, I just wish there was more I could have done. Glad to see you back! ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/250 "2001-01-11T14:40:03Z")
I’d like to officially announce that Nymysys did not vomit on my shoes either. Not once. I think I have a crush on her too. Either that or I’ve been hypnotised into following her round like a little puppy. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/251 "2001-01-11T18:28:53Z")
Now if you’d just follow me around at the same time I’m trying to follow YOU around, we might could have something here… Who woulda thunk a six hour time difference would be so difficult? ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/252 "2001-01-12T08:38:17Z")
There’s a time difference? I thought I simply thought more slowly than you. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/253 "2001-01-12T23:00:08Z")
> [@](#): > > PLG is something of a heroine too. Well, I can honestly say that I didn’t see that coming, and I have no idea what you mean. [sub]“something” huh?[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=12)