# The "I have a crush" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891 "2000-12-16T11:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/61 "2000-12-17T19:36:24Z")
I have an IRL crush on a doper who shall remain nameless. Thus far I can’t tell if he likes me back is just being really nice. Maybe if he doesn’t run away screaming when he reads this, he’ll play his bassoon for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/62 "2000-12-17T19:55:43Z")
I seem to missing an important ‘or’ in the above post. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/63 "2000-12-17T20:00:29Z")
I have a crush on someone too - let me give you a hint: He’s smart, hot, funny as hell, a little shy, and has the drop-dead sexiest voice that I’ve ever heard. And he likes to talk more than I do! _sigh_ I’ve met my match. He knows who he is. 😉 Also, if PLDennison wasn’t happily married to a gorgeous redhead, I’d have an itsy bitsy crush on him for being so damn cute. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/64 "2000-12-17T20:17:12Z")
I have a crush on someone. He knows who he is 😉 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/65 "2000-12-17T20:24:10Z")
Hey! Nacho4Sara, your crush sounds like the guy I have a crush on. :mock glare: Your crush doesn’t like to cook, does he? Don’t be messing with my sweetie, 'k? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/66 "2000-12-17T21:26:51Z")
Okay, the “snicker!” after my assertion about redheads was meant to denote that there are indeed several fine lookin’, sweet talkin’, atttiude havin’, redheads on this board, and one in particular that I really dig. And **jjjfishe**? I had to say something, and I thought that Chrome Boner award was funny. It’s always good to say something funny to a girl, right? In any case, I had to convey that when I look at your picture, I can’t think anything but naughty thoughts. It’s fortunate that you happen to be really cool, insofar as I know you, as well. And thank you for looking upon my pictures with minimal laughter, you are too kind. **Ruffian** , you must know… My older sister _is_ 27, and she’s gorgeous. You just remind me of her, that’s all. Teaching, likes horses, same color hair, stuff like that. And to answer your question, I am only 24. And you know what? I was in Vegas recently, and saw a horse race in one the sport books. You know which horse won? …Lexicon. Shag, baby, yeah. My sweet **Silver Fire** , would that I had seen your sig when it was hammered out by my meager wordsmithing. Sadly, I missed it, and named you a liar. Can you ever forgive me? **Persephone** is right. I am only attempting a feeble jape with my apparent lack of notice for redheads. It’s only that they are so prized that even though they be numerous they still seem precious and rare. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/67 "2000-12-17T21:57:28Z")
I am currently “crushless”, seeing as how my last(real life) one ended quite badly, and ended with a pit thread posted through tears. 😛 Luckily, I’m well over that one. So, anyone want to volunteer to be my new crush? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/68 "2000-12-17T22:36:51Z")
I’ll be your new crush. I’m a good one, too. Just ask whoever has a crush on me, or who is recovering from one. Just let me know what you want me to do… ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/69 "2000-12-17T23:53:10Z")
woooohoooo **aha** my best buddy as you well know you can be on my sandwich any time you like ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/70 "2000-12-18T00:21:16Z")
Just a little ::smooch:: to Broken Doll. Doesn’t mean anything… no really. 😉 ::Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge:: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/71 "2000-12-18T00:50:42Z")
I have a crush on **Kricket** and **hypergirl** right now, but don’t tell them it’s a secret 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/72 "2000-12-18T01:06:29Z")
The CRUNCHMEISTER!! What a doll 🙂 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/73 "2000-12-18T02:09:25Z")
I’m looking for a crush, too, but need someone who won’t reject me horribly. My ego has taken quite the beating the last year. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/74 "2000-12-18T02:42:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*I’m looking for a crush. \*\* I’m available to be crushed (especially by someone wearing oversized clown shoes 🙂 ). ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/75 "2000-12-18T02:45:53Z")
**Colin** , sometimes I like to wear the giant orange clown wig, too. Is that ok with you? ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/76 "2000-12-18T02:48:41Z")
In no particular order- Medea’sChild, BornDodgy, Zoggie and random, assorted crushes 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/77 "2000-12-18T02:52:26Z")
I’m crush free! …except that one crush that recently bit me in the ass. _Sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/78 "2000-12-18T02:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*\*\*Colin\*\*I like to wear the giant orange clown wig, too. Is that ok with you? \*\* Right now I am wearing Dr Marten’s boots (steel toe capped natch),orange socks and an orange T shirt. Sounds like it’s a match made in Heaven (or MPSIMS). Is my being English a drawback? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/79 "2000-12-18T04:13:39Z")
Man, it BLOWS when y’all say, “I have a crush…on someone from here…but I AIN’T TELLIN’!!” Talk about a bunch of teases. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/80 "2000-12-18T04:27:28Z")
Hamdryad, we just want to keep you guessing. This is worse than 7th grade. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=5)