# The "I have a crush" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891 "2000-12-16T11:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/141 "2000-12-20T11:26:24Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > Woo-hoo! My first stalker! I thought all the bolding was cuz you _really really really_ meant what you were saying. Now I learn it was just an accident. > > :sigh: \*\* Oh - don’t get me wrong, I really really meant it **Crunchy** but I prefer to be more subtle in my stalking. [sub]can you see me? cause I can see you. mmmmmmm mmmmm[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/142 "2000-12-20T13:39:43Z")
Since I’m happily married I’m not _supposed_ to have any crushes, ;), so I’ll just list out my _favorite_ posters instead. **Crunchy Frog** for his wicked sense of humor. Plus he likes Monty Python, what more could a girl want? 😉 **Coldfire** Mmmmm, cute Euro manflesh. And so authoritative since he became a mod. **Twist of Fate** More cute Euro manflesh. **Chief Scott** and **Mully** you two always manage to get a laugh out of me. And many more. It’s just too early to remember you all. And since this is merely a list of my _favorite_ posters, I’d better add a word for the ladies as well… **Purplebear** one of the sweetest souls on board **tatertot** fellow army brat! **Falcon** who makes anyone feel welcome And many others I’d list if only my mind was awake. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/143 "2000-12-20T13:41:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > Okay, since we are baring souls here… > > **CNote Chris** Obviously, you haven’t read many of my posts. If you had, you’d treat me like the other women around here do- complete and total apathy towards ol’ Cnote. Until you wise up, consider yourself on my list too. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/144 "2000-12-20T14:25:52Z")
screech-owl prettily steps forward and becomes one of only two SDMB ladies to cop to a Tygr-crush (even if I did fall after the “Hi Opal” point). Then what happens? While I’m trying to recover enough to compose a humble thanks, DRY pulls out one of his endless supply of perfectly flirt-uous Bard quotes **AND BOGARTS MY CRUSH!** _sob_ I just CAN’T compete with Bill S. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Okay, since we are baring souls here…I’m over 18… > \*\* Lessee… baring something… legal age… Yep, I’ve got a crush, allright. > [@](#): > > \*\*[sub] > Tygr > > (add to that guys with long, well-kept hair) > [/sub] \*\* Drat, I started growing through the top of my hair ten years ago. What’s left IS well-kept, but I’m long past the point where growing it long won’t look ridiculous. But if it helps me compete with **DRY** , then: \If your hair’s fallin’ out and you’re ready to shout, ROGAINE! \ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*::runs like hell for the exit:: > \*\* Yep, that’s what I get for trying to sing. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/145 "2000-12-20T14:33:00Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > > Woo-hoo! My first stalker! I thought all the bolding was cuz you _really really really_ meant what you were saying. Now I learn it was just an accident. > > > > :sigh: \*\* > > Oh - don’t get me wrong, I really really meant it **Crunchy** but I prefer to be more subtle in my stalking. > > [sub]can you see me? cause I can see you. mmmmmmm mmmmm[/sub] \*\* Um…okay, I know Froggy and I are buds and stuff, but is it that easy to get us confused? And what’s up with that MikeG guy? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/146 "2000-12-20T14:51:54Z")
Well, since **MikeG** did it . . . Oh, most beautiful **Nymysys** and **wyldelf** , needest I also humble myself in a drunken spectacle to win thine hearts? Must that be the gesture to prove mine love for thee? Then stand ye back, knaves, away from my loves as I doth quaff yon bottles of cheap wine! Now behold as the potent potable doth take its hold on mine senses and I type as though I was a drunkin idoit. Watch in disblife, um disbifle, um, You won’t beleive yur eyes as I get more and more intoxika, um, intexas, um, shitfaced. I do this for you, my luvs **Nymysysysys** and **wyldefl**! I hope this proves how much I luv the tow of yoo. And please forgive me for puking on your shoos. And **wyldelf**? How exactly did you confuse me and **Nymysys**? ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/147 "2000-12-20T15:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > And what’s up with that MikeG guy? \*\* Oh, he’s mostly harmless and the previous post was PUI so his stellar grammar and punctuation record was not singlehandedly destroyed by a few inebriated posts-they didn’t count! [sub] I still mostly meant what I said[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/148 "2000-12-20T16:46:50Z")
What? HEY! Stop pushing. Ow. Ok! I hear there’s some honor to be defended here or some such. Anyone anyone? ah. Nym. There you are. Ok… I’m here, now what? This defending honor thing is somewhat… um… foreign to me. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/149 "2000-12-20T17:16:35Z")
Damn, and here I thought you were defending my honour from the get-go. Seems like I remember reading something about that in an OP some weeks back. Fine. First Nen forgets, now you’re slacking. Guess I’ll just have to defend myself. Stoopid, stoopid men. \ ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/150 "2000-12-20T19:37:10Z")
No no… I’m here yfor you. Just let me know what I’m supposed to do. What? Lock you up? Knock some heads? give tasks to potential suitors? I can do that Crunchy, your task, if you choose to accept it, is to get me a pack of cigarettes from the corner store. Depending on what you purchase, I’ll decide how much time you get to spend with Nym. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/151 "2000-12-20T19:43:02Z")
Nononononono, **Froggy** is fine. MikeG got some drool on my sleeve, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/152 "2000-12-20T19:53:47Z")
Um, **oldscratch** , I’m not sure that’s the plan for defending her honor, since you’ve basically just offered to pimp her out to me for a pack of smokes. You should have gone for the whole carton. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/153 "2000-12-20T20:02:29Z")
[John Lovitz] "yeah, that’s it…drool…that’s what it was…drool, That’s the ticket;) [/JL] ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/154 "2000-12-20T20:16:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* > \*\*Okay… to the corner I go. \*\* Awwwwwww, sweetie!!! Let Tasha make it better. ::sits on his lap and proceeds to cover him in kisses and stroke his, erm, ego:: ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/155 "2000-12-20T20:39:06Z")
Sorry **Nym** and **Crunchy** I didn’t confuse you at all but just didn’t delete enough of the quote - was in a bit of a mad rush to get to work. My apologies. And I still declare my crushes on both of you. And since you have declared crushes on each other etc etc - I guess that makes a pretty good crush triangle really - Excellent!😉_kiss_ for both of you. Wow **Nym** 2 guys getting drunk and puking for us - do you feel special? Me? well I just feel a little sticky at the moment - going to go and wash my shoes off. As for defending my honour - really? It could do with a little defending at the moment. So feel free to help out!! I don’t want to have to fight with you for Crunchy Nym - but that’s ok cause I will just quietly stalk him (A bit of a stealth crush)instead of pursuing him blatantly. _smooch_ MikeG - you have been so very sweet to me lately (though knows that those comments sounded more drunken than the one in this thread!!) 😉 During a time where there is a distinct lack of sweetness in my life so thank you for your kindness!! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/156 "2000-12-20T20:54:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Um, **oldscratch** , I’m not sure that’s the plan for defending her honor, since you’ve basically just offered to pimp her out to me for a pack of smokes. > > You should have gone for the whole carton. > \*\* and yet, you still didn’t manage to bring any back. I see it as an apropriately difficult task, taking into account the going rate for nym’s honor. And ummmm… MikeG. You must procur a drool pail, and wear it, and ummm, roll around naked and greased with Tommy Thompson for a while if you want access to Nym’s treasures. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/157 "2000-12-20T21:47:09Z")
Damn, my sympathy ploy didn’t work. Will some onehumor me anyway? Oh well… ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/158 "2000-12-20T21:59:28Z")
**oldscratch** are you referring to WI gov. Tommy Thompson or some better looking TT that I don’t know? Either way, Done. I’ll do it on stage if it will extend my alloted time;) Ummm, do I get to choose the type and quantity of grease? Can **nym** join in? Or will she just towel me off afterwards? ::mmmm, cuddly, soft, warm… towels:: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/159 "2000-12-20T22:09:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\*And I still declare my crushes on both of you. And since you have declared crushes on each other etc etc - I guess that makes a pretty good crush triangle really - Excellent!😉_kiss_ for both of you. > > Wow **Nym** 2 guys getting drunk and puking for us - do you feel special? Me? well I just feel a little sticky at the moment - going to go and wash my shoes off. \*\* Too bad we can’t invite **Froggy** into our group marriage, eh? Methinks he’d be a very, very welcome addition. As for the drunk and puking on me, I’m saving myself for **Android**. No offense to any previous trying-to-puke-on-me fellows, but when it’s done with a British accent, it just adds so much. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/160 "2000-12-20T23:23:28Z")
The more that convo goes on, the more I think that the dopers are just a bunch of throuw-up fetishists with a message board. No offense to Cecil. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=9)