# The "I have a crush" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891 "2000-12-16T11:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/161 "2000-12-20T23:36:33Z")
Um, actually, just the people in MPSIMPS qualify. Serious people go play elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/162 "2000-12-20T23:39:17Z")
I can’t believe I read this whole thread. Yipes. Y’all are weird. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/163 "2000-12-21T00:58:09Z")
That we are, and damn proud of it! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/164 "2000-12-21T01:02:45Z")
What? You have a problem with wierd? Where else can we go to hang out with our brethren and express ourselves freely? **Are you trying to deny us our right to wierdness?** [sub]Okay, too much caffine for Kathryn, time to get offline and go play outside.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/165 "2000-12-21T01:09:22Z")
Ha! Too much caffiene? Not a chance, there’s no such thing… I would say lay off the crack pipe though. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/166 "2000-12-21T01:10:03Z")
Well, let’s see…flirt~=on-line crush for all intents and purposes, so… \*\*struuter Rachelle Fierra Welfy CrankyAsAnOldMan **and** Nymysys \*\* But also, \*\*Green Bean Falc **and** Sue Duhnym \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/167 "2000-12-21T01:31:03Z")
**mega the roo**. But don’t you dare tell her or I will kick your ass. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/168 "2000-12-21T01:35:45Z")
Why settle for a {scoff) british accent when you can have the oh so superior and infinitely sexier Irish accent?! [sub] well at least some of the time- damn emigration[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/169 "2000-12-21T01:45:09Z")
Well, since nobody’ll crush me (wait, that’s not what I meant,) I’ll just say **struuter** , **struuter** , **struuter**. Oh, and **wyldelf**. And **Nymysys** , of course. Can’t forget about **mega the roo**. Or **BornDodgy**. Wait, wait. There’s **Spider\_Woman** , for being so damned cool. Oh yes, and **Persephone**. and…and…and… That’s enough for now. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/170 "2000-12-21T02:36:14Z")
Ogre, as way of peace making, you are now an official crush of mine. Uh, I’m male, is that a problem? Oh, and ElusiveMiser, I love ya, bud. Cya in school tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/171 "2000-12-21T03:23:43Z")
_try to look indignant and annoyed_ What about ME! I feel left out over here! _waves arms and jumps_ come ON! 🙂 I like this girl named Danny at my school. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/172 "2000-12-21T03:30:02Z")
Am I allowed to have a crush on someone who’s not on the SDMB? (Or would that be bad manners?) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/173 "2000-12-21T03:31:33Z")
Oh! Why, it looks like someone else has already stepped up to the plate with that very issue. I’m saved! Speaker for the Dead wrote: > [@](#): > > I like this girl named Danny at my school. Just so long as her last name’s not Bonaducci. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/174 "2000-12-21T08:17:57Z")
I think I have a crush on **TopazAntares**. She’s my Goddess. 🙂 Oh yah, I sorta have a crush on **LadyRachel** too, but no one will know who she is cause she’s only posted twice. Rachel is the lurker that introduced me to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/175 "2000-12-21T12:58:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Am I allowed to have a crush on someone who’s not on the SDMB? (Or would that be bad manners?) \*\* Shouldn’t be. A couple of folks (okay, me) have mentioned real-life crushes. Sigh. Pine. Mope. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/176 "2000-12-21T14:03:24Z")
Well, Serendepity has a crush on me… [mr. Burns] Excellent[/mr. burns] She knows that I have a crush on her as well, I have already proclaimed it to the teeming millions… rock’n’rolga coming to dublin? COOL!!! mustn’t forget nacho4Sara… mmmm, nacho… ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/177 "2000-12-21T14:39:11Z")
----:D/ x x x ----///\\ ::bats cilia flirtingly:: [betcha didn’t know arachnids even had eyelashes] //// **screech-owl** \\, I’ve been in that “sigh, pine, mope” stage. And this last time, something actually came of it, with **imthjckaz** , just when I was beginning to believe I was being punished for a heinous previous life. There is someone out there somewhere waiting for you, who will appreciate your wit and charm as much as we Dopers do. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/178 "2000-12-21T19:40:14Z")
Hrmmmm…I’m certainly flattered that **Ogre** mentioned me, but could someone tell me who he is now? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/179 "2000-12-21T20:35:16Z")
I see no one has seen fit to comment on my impeccable character yet. Oh well. As to who I am, if you’re truly interested, go do a little research on my posts. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891/180 "2000-12-21T20:38:06Z")
I’ve done the research. I can attest to Ogre’s impeccable…ness. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-have-a-crush-thread/45891.md?page=10)