# The "I haven't done this in a while, so here" MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 4, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986 "2013-03-04T11:05:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/321 "2013-03-09T20:30:27Z")
Just got back from the store, somehow I ended up with real food in my fridge instead of my usual frozen dinners:eek: I blame you guys (particularly \*\* Swampy \*\*) šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/322 "2013-03-09T20:36:08Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Quit floundering about, and clean your house or something. Iā€™m postinā€™ right now just for the halibut. ETA: **rio** it just gets worse. Now that you have all that food in the fridge you have to cook it!šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/323 "2013-03-09T20:37:23Z")
You guys are giving me a haddock! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/324 "2013-03-09T20:41:15Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > I need this day to get better. I can just tell that if I donā€™t work very hard that itā€™s going to go downhill very fast. Waking up having an anxiety attack is one indicator of this. Itā€™s a beautiful day and Iā€™d rather just hide under the covers. Ugh. > > Anyone have any magic pixie dust? Aw heck, it sounds like the bad mental health days I had earlier this week made their way to you. **{{{{Sticky}}}** > [@gotpasswords](#): > > They want to give him more blood as his hemoglobin is still AWOL. I should ask if the blood bank has a ā€œbuy nine, get one freeā€ card. Stuff like this makes me wish I could donate blood since Iā€™m the universal donor (O+). However, I donā€™t think DH wants the problems that come with my blood so Iā€™ll just give some more of **{{{these}}}**. Iā€™m in the midst of defilthifying the Stately Manor then I need to do some laundry. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/325 "2013-03-09T20:45:53Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > You guys are giving me a haddock! Quick! Somebody call a sturgeon! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/326 "2013-03-09T20:47:48Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Iā€™m postinā€™ right now just for the halibut. > > ETA: > > **rio** it just gets worse. Now that you have all that food in the fridge you have to cook it!šŸ˜› > [@anyrose](#): > > You guys are giving me a haddock! Iā€™m herring thatā€™s time to end this. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/327 "2013-03-09T21:05:52Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Iā€™m herring thatā€™s time to end this. Maybe **Rosie** thinks weā€™re beinā€™ a pain in the bass. ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/328 "2013-03-09T21:06:17Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Iā€™m herring thatā€™s time to end this. I thought you guys were betta then these carp-y puns:D ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/329 "2013-03-09T21:13:55Z")
> [@Sario](#): > > I thought you guys were betta then these carp-y puns:D I trout weā€™ll ever grow tired of carpy puns. Are you sharked by this? ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/330 "2013-03-09T21:20:18Z")
This plaice gets sillier by the day; I think I should goby sensible, and stop messing around on the computer. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/331 "2013-03-09T21:32:08Z")
Nothing new to report from the conchology ward. I donā€™t even know what my blood type is, but I do know the Red Cross doesnā€™t want it. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/332 "2013-03-09T21:49:29Z")
Oh carp šŸ˜› I gotta go work with the hippies, they will be hula hooping, smoking weed and smelling of patchouli. At least they cut out the drum circle, if there is anything to be thankful for it is the lack of timeless banging. Irk irk irk. I am tired I am reminded that I need to give blood O negative I am. Have a great night all **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/333 "2013-03-09T22:30:18Z")
Someone call the cods! I thought I lobster, but then I flounder. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/334 "2013-03-09T22:40:10Z")
Stopā€¦makingā€¦fish ā€¦punsā€¦head ā€¦hurtin.šŸ˜ƒ Where did my Saturday go it is almost 5pm already. Supper is poke chops and sumpinā€¦not quite sure what the sumpin will be just yet. **mr ems** is currently watching golf and drinking wine. I think I will join him. Oh and we are under thunderstorm watch as well. We need the rain so badly. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/335 "2013-03-09T22:57:21Z")
We decided to let Kevin make supper. \*\*FCD \*\*had the fried chicken and I had the crabcake dinner. Weā€™s both stuffded! Iā€™m about to assume the knit position for the balance of the evening, tho it may not be a long evening. Iā€™s tahred and I intend to hit the rack early. So good evening to you all, remember to spring forward if youā€™re in an affected time zone, and smoochies all around! _ **MWAH!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/336 "2013-03-09T23:10:18Z")
> [@ems](#): > > Stopā€¦makingā€¦fish ā€¦punsā€¦head ā€¦hurtin.šŸ˜ƒ If you dolphinly think we should scale back on the fish puns just let minnow. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/337 "2013-03-09T23:24:20Z")
Gar-dee-gar-gar! So funny. NOT. šŸ˜‰ I took a really long (20 miles) bike ride this afternoon, and now my legs are jelly(fish). Son and hubby are grilling hamburgers! YAY! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/338 "2013-03-09T23:50:47Z")
> [@Taters](#): > > My son is still upstairs sleeping Why the hell isnā€™t he washing your car? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/339 "2013-03-09T23:59:07Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > You guys are giving me a haddock! Stop it! Right now! You, a Nice Jewish Girl, encouraging those damn puns! ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/340 "2013-03-10T00:02:36Z")
**flytrap,** my ā€œcarā€ is a 2006 Expedition and was filthy, filthy, filthy. I wanted a wash and wax job and paste waxing that thing is painful. So, I took it through a car wash. Later this year, Iā€™m going to take it into a car detailing place and get a really good job done with a really good paste wax job. Most of the dirt was knocked off at the car wash. Unsurprisingly, there were some spots that werenā€™t done all that well, but it looks a hell of a lot better than it did. I was pretty embarrassed at how dirty it was. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986.md?page=18)