# The "I haven't done this in a while, so here" MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 4, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986 "2013-03-04T11:05:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/101 "2013-03-05T20:42:18Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > Speaking of inappropriate, my butt is seriously bruised from last night. Pictures, or it didn’t happen! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/102 "2013-03-05T21:40:55Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **Spidey, Spidey, Spidey**. I can tie \*two \*knots if the stem is long enough. 😉 🆒 > [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > Speaking of inappropriate, my butt is seriously bruised from last night. Cite, ladies?[sub][sub][sub]please?[/sub][/sub][/sub] Done nothing all day. Gonna go to the game in a bit. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/103 "2013-03-05T21:48:59Z")
Home - Food Lion was a zoo. It hasn’t even started raining yet! I hated that I had to be there -I should have done my grocery shopping last weekend. Oh well… Salad for supper. Easy-peasy. That’s all I’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/104 "2013-03-05T22:07:53Z")
Hugo Chavez just died - who has him in the Death Pool? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/105 "2013-03-05T22:11:09Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Hugo Chavez just died - who has him in the Death Pool? Everyone, _this_ year. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/106 "2013-03-05T22:28:12Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Pictures, or it didn’t happen! I didn’t see pics, but $5 there’s a crack in **ShinyCat** ’s butt. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/107 "2013-03-05T22:39:10Z")
So much. Horseback riding. Backwoods camping. Caving. Stargazing away from city lights. Traveling just for the sake of seeing someplace new. Hiking up a mountain. And, in a different vein: carousing. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/108 "2013-03-05T22:43:17Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Hugo Chavez just died - who has him in the Death Pool? Not me. All my picks are signin’ up to run in the New York Marathon and makin’ plans for New Year’s Eve… 2113. _Sigh_ Supper is et, dishes are done, bear is chillin’. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/109 "2013-03-06T00:41:24Z")
I killded the MMP again! :eek: Da bear is tahrd. Thus he is goin’ to lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy bye time. 'Tis rainyish out so it’s the perfect night for this. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/110 "2013-03-06T00:44:02Z")
I made [this soup](http://www.atasteofthai.com/index.php?page=recipe&id=525), which is obviously intended to increase the sales of “A Taste of Thai” products. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/111 "2013-03-06T00:47:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Everyone, _this_ year. :rolleyes: Not me. I’m still holding out for those Ariel Sharon points. Besides, it’s a point of honor for me to hold up the bottom of the list this year. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/112 "2013-03-06T00:58:23Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > Besides, it’s a point of honor for me to hold up the bottom of the list this year. I wish I could share your philosophy. 🙂 I think they did whatever they did to[Lenin](https://www.google.com/search?q=lenin%27s+mausoleum&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=1iO&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAGOovnz8BQMDAy8HixKnfq6-gVF6QXll248OLiHfm30iq3VOVAl-3RnZGqECAFme14QqAAAA&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=WJQ2UbCCKsnO2gX9j4CQDQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=624), the commies did to Castro but with some robotics. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/113 "2013-03-06T02:49:02Z")
Hypothetically speaking, if you were going to sub for the Phys Ed teacher, do you think it would be acceptable to wear tennis shoes and black denim jeans as opposed to dress pants and dress shoes? ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/114 "2013-03-06T02:55:46Z")
Track suit ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/115 "2013-03-06T02:59:00Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Track suit Yeah, I’m already going to be the fat phys ed teacher. Not going to wear a track suit. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/116 "2013-03-06T03:13:09Z")
Can you move easily in the jeans? then go for it. Sneakers are fine if you’re subbing in Phys Ed, but if you can’t do what you ask the kids to do, it won’t be pretty. Be comfy and be able to move easliy. And don’t wear dressy clothes ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/117 "2013-03-06T03:27:38Z")
Yes, I have some comfy jeans that would work. And they’re black so they look a bit dressy. Ok, dressier than blue denim. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/118 "2013-03-06T03:35:20Z")
I agree; whatever you’re comfy in should work. Definitely need to wear some kind of sports shoes. You’ll be set to be the FUN phys ed teacher. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/119 "2013-03-06T04:13:04Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Hypothetically speaking, if you were going to sub for the Phys Ed teacher, do you think it would be acceptable to wear tennis shoes and black denim jeans as opposed to dress pants and dress shoes? Don’t see why not. Seems much more appropriate to what you’ll be doing, since you’ve already ruled out a track suit (and, presumably shorts/T-shirt) :D. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/120 "2013-03-06T04:15:46Z")
I still think [track suits are super classy](http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/103765754/Track_Suits.jpg) 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986.md?page=7)