# The "I haven't done this in a while, so here" MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 4, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986 "2013-03-04T11:05:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/141 "2013-03-06T15:34:39Z")
It’s really raining hard here. If it was snowing, we’d be buried for sure! Yay for above-freezing temps! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/142 "2013-03-06T15:51:53Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Hide Swampy! > > Hide ME! I’m supposed to be afraid or cornstarch, water and food colorin’? I’m more afraid of Jell-O. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/143 "2013-03-06T16:08:40Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Oh, she’s a keeper, awright. I think there will be a "no holding hands during hockey games " rule in effect. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/144 "2013-03-06T16:29:07Z")
No snow. No school. Rainy, windy and looks cold. I got the ick. Today would be a good day to get things done except Iz got the ick and don’t want to stray too far. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/145 "2013-03-06T16:35:06Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Track suit _Velour_ track suit. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/146 "2013-03-06T16:38:55Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Track suit > [@peedin](#): > > _Velour_ track suit. :eek: \*\*Maroon \*\*velour track suit. :eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/147 "2013-03-06T16:43:16Z")
Howdy all, Have been lurking cuz once again I am having a weird week, nothing bad just odd. As to the OP, I miss having a girlfriend (yes I know I am married, gotta fix that) and even more so not living with a dog. I guess the thing I don’t do that I used to is nurture and love anything. Geez that sounds cold but it is true. Happy Humping Day I’ll be back **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/148 "2013-03-06T16:49:32Z")
:rolleyes: > [@VunderBob](#): > > Outside, and near the dog. 😛 **VBob** sleep walks/pees in the yard! **Mooommm** , you’re _so_ lucky to live near him. :rolleyes: > [@dogbutler](#): > > It’s this type of attitude that make it hard for me to find a date.😛 > > No snow here, just wind and sloth. I might rearange the kitchen today. I got an IM from Hockey Lady:) this morning. She managed to crush her phone with her bare hands last night.:eek: Idano **Doggio** , ya been texting HL for what, 3 months now & still haven’t met her yet? On toppa that, she plays hockey & crushes phones with her bare hands, so for your own safety ya may wanna rethink that upcoming meeting. Just sayin’. :dubious: In other news, when I came downstairs this morning, the [del] Satanic beast[/del] sweet, loving doggie got up & came over to me. I started to skritch his head; without moving his head he stretched…& burped. A good morning tail wag or sniff woulda been quit sufficient. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/149 "2013-03-06T16:52:38Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > \*\*Maroon \*\*velour track suit. :eek::eek: \*\*Maroon \*\*velour track suit, _with white stripes **in a swirly pattern** _ :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/150 "2013-03-06T16:54:43Z")
Dang, is it ever getting windy out thea. I’ll have to double check the direction before I go out to wizz off the deck next time. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/151 "2013-03-06T17:08:30Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > \*\*Maroon \*\*velour track suit, _with white stripes **in a swirly pattern** _ :eek: :eek: now, that’s just overkill. 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/152 "2013-03-06T17:26:24Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > \*\*Maroon \*\*velour track suit, _with white stripes **in a swirly pattern** _ :eek: :eek: That’s been bedazzled. :eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/153 "2013-03-06T17:35:40Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > now, that’s just overkill. 😉 😃 > [@swampbear](#): > > That’s been bedazzled. :eek::eek: **Rosie,** you posted your overkill reply (at least) one message too early! Oh & didja realize you’re first on 3 of 4 pages? Yes, I am that bored at work. Still twiddling my thumbs waiting for all of my data back. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/154 "2013-03-06T18:03:41Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Idano **Doggio** , ya been texting HL for what, 3 months now & still haven’t met her yet? On toppa that, she plays hockey & crushes phones with her bare hands, so for your own safety ya may wanna rethink that upcoming meeting. Just sayin’. :dubious: Maybe I crave excitement in my life. [Crystal Lake camper]What could possibly go wrong?[/CLc] > [@swampbear](#): > > That’s been bedazzled. :eek::eek: Wow, that’s Sunday afternoon Wally World dress up clothes! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/155 "2013-03-06T18:12:20Z")
\*\*BBBobbio \*\*- it’s nasty awful horrible out there. We went out for lunch because I wanted something hot, but I got chilled running to and from the car, so I don’t know if it accomplished anything! Two more hours, and I’m outta here!! As we were driving back, some big rain/snow drops hit the windshield. The temp’s dropping, and I fear tomorrow will be veddy, veddy bad on the roads. Sounds like a good excuse to stay home in bed, ya think? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/156 "2013-03-06T18:25:11Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > As we were driving back, some big rain/snow drops hit the windshield. The temp’s dropping, and I fear tomorrow will be veddy, veddy bad on the roads. Sounds like a good excuse to stay home in bed, ya think? 😉 Four day weekend! w00t! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/157 "2013-03-06T18:25:45Z")
The track suit has to be purple for me even to consider it. DUH. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/158 "2013-03-06T18:58:46Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Yeah, I’m already going to be the fat phys ed teacher. Not going to wear a track suit. 🙂 > [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > The track suit has to be purple for me even to consider it. DUH. 😃 Do you want to be called Barney. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/159 "2013-03-06T19:06:38Z")
So, if we got **StickyBuns** a purple velour track suit with white swirly stripes and bedazzled, she’d then be obligated to wear it to be a substitute PE teacher, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986/160 "2013-03-06T19:21:03Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > So, if we got **StickyBuns** a purple velour track suit with white swirly stripes and bedazzled, she’d then be obligated to wear it to be a substitute PE teacher, right? 😃 Right! (wher4e’s the evil smilie when you need it?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while-so-here-mmp/651986.md?page=9)