# The "I Like My Blank Like I Like My Blank." Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867 "2003-11-12T18:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/1 "2003-11-12T18:41:44Z")
So here’s the premise. You make a silly statement comparing two different things in a, uh, silly way. Go figure. Examples: “I like my women like I like my coffee: black and strong.” “I like my guys like I like my hair: greasy and tied up.” Who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/2 "2003-11-12T18:56:38Z")
I like my Dominatrix like I like my Nazi War Criminals. Black leather boots, crisp tight-fitting uniforms and mean as a bobcat with peroxide on it’s asshole! 😃 * * * She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/3 "2003-11-12T18:58:01Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women: Tied up in a gunny sack and thrown over the back of a donkey. (A nod to **Rico** , who told me that one. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/4 "2003-11-12T19:03:02Z")
“I like my music how I like my sex: Loud as hell and to a quick beat.” ---
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/5 "2003-11-12T19:03:42Z")
Can’t remember where I saw this, but I will remember it for the rest of my life and crack up laughing: “I like my danger like I like my oatmeal: Overwhelming!” ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/6 "2003-11-12T19:05:06Z")
“I like my women how I like my underware: Cheap, tight and in sets of three.” ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/7 "2003-11-12T19:14:10Z")
I like my coffee like I like my men: freshly ground and in a carafe. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/8 "2003-11-12T19:15:52Z")
I like my homosexuals like I like my hoops of death: Flaming. ---
**Author:** ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/9 "2003-11-12T19:19:00Z")
I like my women like I like my sheep. No, really. That’s all there is. ---
**Author:** ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/10 "2003-11-12T19:21:20Z")
Seriously (sort of) I like my furniture like I like my men: Old, sturdy and functional…with a nice patina. ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/11 "2003-11-12T19:30:17Z")
I like kitties like I like meringue – floofy and sweet Awwwww kitties =^…^= ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/12 "2003-11-12T20:35:45Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee; rich, dark and leaving a bitter taste in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Cloverbee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@Cloverbee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cloverbee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/13 "2003-11-12T20:47:06Z")
Betty Boop classic: I like my men like I like my coffee: Rich and Hot. ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/14 "2003-11-12T20:51:29Z")
I like my sex like I like my massive head traumas: messy and accidental. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/15 "2003-11-12T20:55:17Z")
I like my men like I like my shoes: smooth, well-heeled, and with a sturdy tongue. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/16 "2003-11-12T22:05:18Z")
I like my women’s legs like I like my peanut butter: smooth, brown and easy to spread. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/17 "2003-11-12T22:12:52Z")
I like my women’s legs like I like my peanut butter: chunky, grown in Georgia, and sold in little plastic jars at Harris Teeter. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/18 "2003-11-12T22:20:56Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee: $100 buys a _nice_cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/19 "2003-11-12T22:21:45Z")
I like my coffee like I like my women…cold and bitter. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/20 "2003-11-12T22:29:01Z")
I gotta say, **Kalhoun** , that’s how I like MY men, too! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867.md?page=2)