# The "I Like My Blank Like I Like My Blank." Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867 "2003-11-12T18:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/21 "2003-11-12T22:45:31Z")
I like my bananas like I like my wimmin: sweet and a-peelin’ ---
**Author:** ![Spurious\_George](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Spurious\_George](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spurious_George)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/22 "2003-11-13T02:16:11Z")
I like my women like I like my dryer sheets: nice-smelling but clingy. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/23 "2003-11-13T02:58:21Z")
I like my men like I like my cream cheese: dense and fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/24 "2003-11-13T06:26:34Z")
I like my women like I like my cookies: soft, warm, and dripping in chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/25 "2003-11-13T07:19:10Z")
I like my sex like I like my bicycle: I can ride for hours and I’m in control. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/26 "2003-11-13T15:11:21Z")
I like my women like I like my 1920’s style ray guns: fast, hot and generating 5000 degree pulse modulating semi-quavers every .002 milliseconds at an arc rate of 458 nano dynes per quad. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/27 "2003-11-13T15:27:52Z")
Stolen from Eddie Izzard: “I like my women like I like my coffee: In a plastic cup.” ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/28 "2003-11-13T16:31:25Z")
I like my men like I like my piano - smooth, polished, musical and highly-strung ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/29 "2003-11-13T16:33:19Z")
or a more smutty one: I like my men like I like my paintings - nice to look at and well-hung :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/30 "2003-11-13T16:39:23Z")
I likw my women like I like my paintings: hundreds of years old, costing millions and stuck behind bulletproof glass with high tech alarms. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/31 "2003-11-13T16:58:39Z")
I like my sex like I like my Special Armed Forces: Any time, any place, and in any force. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/32 "2003-11-13T18:47:42Z")
I like my women like i like my coffee: sweet, creamy, and just hot enough to keep your interest. ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/33 "2003-11-13T19:26:13Z")
I like my womaen like I like my coffee: full of whiskey and cream ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/34 "2003-11-13T19:34:14Z")
I like my sex like I like my steam room: hot, sweaty, dripping with moisture, but without the mold, mildew, or butt hair from a guy named Ed. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/35 "2003-11-14T18:07:39Z")
I like my men like I like my sleep: long and hard! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/36 "2003-11-14T18:56:50Z")
[Slight hijack, but related] “Righty, tighty. Lefty, loosy” That’s why I like my women right handed. [/Slight hijack, but related] ---
**Author:** ![MarkofT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MarkofT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkofT)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/37 "2003-11-14T19:48:32Z")
[http://bash.org/?164094](http://bash.org/?164094) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/38 "2003-11-14T21:12:55Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:** Mark, that’s the last disgusting, hateful racist remark you’re gonna attach to these boards. I don’t give a good goddamn whether you post it outright, or merely link it; it’s the last. Anything else from you even remotely like this and I’m tossing your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/39 "2003-11-14T21:25:39Z")
Wahoo, UncleBeer! I wouldn’t have given him a second chance, but hey…you’re the professional. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/40 "2003-11-14T21:48:43Z")
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