# The "I Like My Blank Like I Like My Blank." Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867 "2003-11-12T18:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/41 "2003-11-14T21:59:57Z")
I like my idiots like I like my rubber: BANNED ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/42 "2003-11-15T02:30:57Z")
Wow. That was bad. Anyway, from _Roseanne_: I like my men the way I like my marshmallows: crispy and stuck to the end of a fork. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/43 "2003-11-15T05:11:43Z")
(Paraphrasing my seventh-grade math teacher) I like students’ reports like I like women’s skirts: Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/44 "2003-11-15T07:18:28Z")
I like my sex like I like my badger: angry and to a technobeat! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/45 "2003-12-24T13:06:34Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee: Hot as hell and sweet as sugar. I like my homosexuals like I like my Moes: Flaming! ---
**Author:** ![Diet\_dis-Pepsi-a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@Diet\_dis-Pepsi-a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diet_dis-Pepsi-a)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/46 "2003-12-24T21:21:43Z")
I like my women like my beer: flat, old, and way too bitter. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/47 "2003-12-24T21:39:43Z")
I like my assembly-language code like I like my kangaroos: with lots of jumps. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/48 "2003-12-24T21:59:23Z")
I like my women like I like my milkshakes… With a spoon in them. ---
**Author:** ![ISNorden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/47e85d/32.png) [@ISNorden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISNorden)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/49 "2003-12-24T22:20:50Z")
Now for a not-quite-sexual contribution: I like my hugs the way I like my sheets: warm, soft, and king-sized! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/50 "2003-12-25T00:06:22Z")
I like my women in the:- kitchen/bedroom/bathroom/hallway/stairs/lounge/spare bedroom/over the garden gate/in the closet/back garden…hell I just like 'em ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/51 "2003-12-25T04:16:33Z")
I like my similes like I like my analogies. Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![porkchop\_d\_clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@porkchop\_d\_clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porkchop_d_clown)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/52 "2003-12-25T06:00:13Z")
I like my women like I like my christmas presents: not wrapped too tight. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Defense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Civil\_Defense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Defense)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/53 "2003-12-25T06:49:18Z")
MarkofT- I thought of linking to that. Has nothing to do with being racist or any crap like that, but it’s pretty funny, in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/54 "2003-12-25T07:37:30Z")
I like my women the way I like pie… mmmmmmm pie. ---
**Author:** ![freewill39](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d2c977/32.png) [@freewill39](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freewill39)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/55 "2003-12-25T17:15:52Z")
I like my dead prostitutes like I like my classic T-Birds: waxed up, well preserved, and covered with a large sheet in the back of my garage. ---
**Author:** ![Winbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a88e57/32.png) [@Winbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winbob)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/56 "2003-12-25T17:21:07Z")
I like my women like I like my morning coffee…2 FULL CUPS! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![freewill39](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d2c977/32.png) [@freewill39](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freewill39)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/57 "2003-12-25T17:22:27Z")
I like my sex like I like my top law firms: Sleezy, single-minded, and with multiple partners. ---
**Author:** ![Tierce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Tierce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tierce)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/58 "2003-12-25T21:13:45Z")
(after ordering an iced cappucino) I like my women like I like my coffee: Cold, pretentious, and in glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Absolute\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Absolute\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute_God)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/59 "2003-12-25T21:57:11Z")
I like my sex like I like long train journeys: fast, shuddering and really damn satisfying when you reach your destination. ---
**Author:** ![Bathybius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@Bathybius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bathybius)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/60 "2003-12-25T23:59:24Z")
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